Twitter is filled with 14 year old white girls, meanwhile Reddit is filled with 38 year old white man (men).
by harristsangyt/yasmin May 1, 2021
Get the 38 year old white manmug. I was gonna go down on Melissa but I saw her pussy and it had a bad case of the 'day old deli meat dangles'
by disgruntled vet chef October 30, 2013
Get the day old deli meat danglemug. He had visited a cheap prositute the previous evening - too much make-up, drooling smile, tits at waist level and a fanny like a bag of old mussels.
by Sally Nips September 27, 2009
Get the fanny like a bag of old musselsmug. An anagram and phrase of the name "Donald Trump" which can be used to refer to decrepit men in authority figures, especially crooked politicians. The "N'" usually begins a sentence as it is a substitute for the word "and".
by dumpsterslut June 1, 2018
Get the N' Dat Old Rumpmug. when a woman pinches her butt cheeks together and squats on top of a man to increase sexual stimulation.
" I was hoping for felatio but instead she gave me the old pinch n' squat"
"The old pinch n' squat, works every time!"
"The old pinch n' squat, works every time!"
by stfumct September 5, 2016
Get the the old pinch n' squatmug. a sexual act, one lays on their back and the other (male) stretches the skin of his scrotum until it appears as if an old man's saggy scrotum. he then proceeds to tea bag the saggy scrotum in the other person mouth.
by fahh_qqqq August 19, 2013
Get the old folks candy dishmug. When your sex organs smell like Genine Garofalo and swells to the size of a tampon only used by African Black Bears in breeding centers.
by Eric Jacof December 6, 2006
Get the Stank on the old hang lowmug.