Funky in the nuts

An insult used to describe someone who is a mixture of funky and crazy, or someone who is messed up in the head in a bizzare way

“Bro, Emily, you’re so funky in the nuts.”

by flyinghuskycat May 19, 2023

Nut chopper

A woman that tries to emasculate a man. She literally nags u until u physically feel like uve been kicked in the nuts.

My ex wife is a real nut chopper. Aka ball buster.

by CovidCreston July 10, 2020

gezonke nut

Similar to dingleberries but for Dutchmen.

A solid trip down Boshoff Street can leave some gezonke nuts behind.

by Swarriebucks December 22, 2017

Glacier nuts

When you have cold nuts.

It was so cold out I got glacier nuts.

by Leon Williams III June 6, 2017

The Leopard nut

The first male ejaculate is called the leopard nut. The leopard nut is called as such because it allowed men to nut and run very quickly out of danger after doing the deed... much to the dismay of many women. The true test of male sexual stamina should be the nut that follows the leopard nut. Think of the leopard nut as an appatizer before the main course.

The leopard nut allowed mankind to reproduce quickly before a leopard/large predator could eat them. That's why men cum quickly on the first go...

Her dad almost caught us last night, she didn't cum but I sure did. You can thank the leopard nut for that freebie.

by The dude's dude July 12, 2023

hot nut

When a man nuts after heating his balls with a blowtorch

My girlfriend came home when i was attempting to give myself a hot nut but failed and instead burned my balls.

by wowzas3 December 21, 2018

Love nut

A male orgasm achieved by saying I love you before ejaculating.

Oh my god! It was so sweet when said he said I love you before he ejaculated in side of me. Last night Jon Love nutted in me.

by Mpegpagie May 1, 2022