k

understood. I do not wish to attempt to express myself further in a text message. If you're feeling self conscious feel free to give me a call, and we can discuss further.

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Parent: k

by DjHooker May 16, 2023

k, beers on me

some weird old guy saying it idfk

'k, beers on me'

by URLOCALFLOP January 13, 2023

K!NG

K!NG is a bass trap producer on soundcloud and has really good music so go check him out

soundcloud.com/ pr0d_king

uhhhh idk follow k!ng on soundcloud

by prodk!ng January 2, 2021

K-LUCK

"There's a story about a feared legend called "Köhler". He was one with the force, but the force turned his back on him. Since he wandered around without any guidance, the K-Luck found his unprotected soul and invaded him. From this day on, every small spark of luck was forever gone. Ancient legends say that his soul is still wandering around searching for a grain of luck.

Damn. The K-Luck is with me. My package got lost, my appointment got cancelled.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

by LostSoulAT November 11, 2020

Hmm k

Hug me more okay

Hmm k

by anonymous August 19, 2022

k

Basically K, but the girl took time to turn off the caps lock.

Damn, she really did me dirty on that one. Took the time to click Caps Lock before typing this one character message.

by RetartedlyRarted April 22, 2020

K

The driest stuff u can say in the entire galaxy

Jack: Bro i just feel sad everyday.. i feel lonely

Jacob: K

Jack: Are you serious? I'm venting and your just saying "K"!?!?

by iamafuta February 24, 2022