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Jake

Jake is the kind of guy who will show up for you when you need extra muscles or a story that will make you smile. His commitment to health shows in his ab count and his genuine approach to others places him high on the likeability meter. He’s a guy you want to have in your corner but know not many get to be his friend, he’s more of an introvert—but a friendship with a Jake is worth seeking out. He’s devilishly handsome and you’ll question whether he knows that already. You will love every minute you get to spend with him and cherish the moments!
Girl 1-Did you see those muscles at the gym today?

Girl 2-Yeah! He must have been a Jake!
by Jenneffrey1 October 3, 2021
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Jake (person)

A male human being who existes in the galaxy of the Milky Way, and lives on earth

He is very much one of a kind, and has light brown hair and large eyeballs with decently long eyelashes, he has a very big bunda and for some reason can never grow facial hair, he eats lots of unhealthy foods like squashies, jelly beans and McDonald, however for some reason doesn’t gain weight. He is very strange and also funny he has a very random sense of humour and is very strange in social situations. He has an appalling taste in music. He doesn’t have a good memory, and doesn’t really remember to change his clothes. Jake’s sound posh when they swear. He always pronounces his ings because he is strange. He is normally fearless and will try anything evenif there is a high chance they will get hurt. Altogether Jake is always truthful even when he wouldn’t be he sometimes offends people. Jake acts humanish
Look at Jake (person) over there, isn’t he such a strange person
by Jakeus_Snakeus October 3, 2021
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Jake Cooper

Jake Cooper , a tall man , no a very tall man. A man who where he walks woman follow he looks like he takes steroids but don’t worry he’s el’ natural
OMG, look at that unit , he looks like a proper jake cooper
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Jake

Jake is the chilled layed back guy everyone loves, he’s handsome and great with girls. He’s a pull master and knows nothing but da puss
Jake is such a hotty
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Jake

jake is cool
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Jake Flaherty

If your name is Jake Flaherty, you are indeed, Deepher Dude
Hey, did you know Jake Flaherty won Deepher Dude from Delta Phi Epsilon?
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Jake

Jake is a Chadly gentleman with a massive ding dong. Dude throws bars in English and is a god at biology. Plants are his specialty and women are his game. His dance moves are exactly 10,000 times better than the following mortal dancer.
Where is Jake.

In the bathroom unrolling his dingulus
by mypseydonymbirch October 20, 2021
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