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Jake

Jake’s are great, outgoing guys that are really fun to be around. They are always super sweet and understanding. They rarely get mad so if you make a Jake mad, then you really f’d up. Jake’s are actually marriage material and if one confesses his feelings for you, DONT REJECT HIM because he will treat you right....better than some foreign exchange student. If you make the foolish decision and reject him, he will end up liking a girl 2 1/2 years younger than him and then breaking her heart because he led her on for so long 🥲

Trick to use on a Jake: say you can read his mind by telling him to say his 2 favorite colors in his head. Then ask if it’s reflex blue and midnight black. He will be shocked and ask you how you guessed rights

Jake tips: NEVER ASK HIM HOW TALL HE IS OR EVEN MENTION HIS HEIGHT! He will end up lying to you. He will say he’s 5’10 when in reality, he is 5’8 maybe 5’8 and a half.
Girl 1: “hey did you see Jake’s awesome light show??
Girl 2: “yes omg it was amazing, I wanna marry him now”
by Gang gang 👁👅👁 February 27, 2021
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Jake Harvey

He loves Alexis Britton soo much and he is sexy shmexy mmm.
Jake Harvey: I’m so in love with my beautiful girlfriend 😍
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Jake

Mostly likely homosexual especially for people named Matthew also very annoying
Jake is sooooo gay
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ginger jake

he is taller than little jake and ginger
woah is that ginger jake

word on the street is that he is an f slur
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Pocket Jake

me
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Jake

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Jake Paul

Gay.

Jake Paul is gay and retarded .

And is also a pussy to fight Ksi.
Douchetuber.
Jake paul is gay. Gay=Jake Paul
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