hard skin

Hard Skin - Older person well aged, hard life, well knowledgeable. Some who has earned credibility through hard, tough with lots of knowledge.

Hay dude, my ride busted and some hard skin pulled up and sorted us out!

by droogie6666 February 16, 2022

hard on god

When something is so good and human made that’s it’s hard for god to see that as they will wish they made them

Man those kicks are hard on god

by CheersBruh January 16, 2023

Hard Frog

A frog with an exceptional sexual appetite

"Wow mum that frog has all the girls."

"Yes Jimmy, he's a hard frog"

by muffin1009 November 29, 2018

Hard Lemonade

When you have to piss really bad, and you get a boner.

Friend -"Damn Mike, you look really stressed out over there."
Mike- "Dude, I just got hard lemonade and it's raging!"

by Jackhignarly October 19, 2017

Hard

UK - Adjective: Slang for someone (usually a teenager or adult) who thinks they're cool, popular, and better than most people. Mainly used in a sarcastic setting.

Sometimes spoken as " 'ard " due to accent.

*Person1 throws a pen at another student*
Person2 - "Ooh you're hard aren't ya(?)"
Person1 - "What you gonna do about it?"

by KiloGolf December 17, 2020

Hard work

Inextricably linked with moral value (says the business owner)

Business owner "Boy-oh-boy, do I love hard word. Isn't hard work great? Man... Anyone who doesn't work hard is a piece of shit. They should work harder... For me... Right?"

Iam & Hym😐😐 "................"

Business owner "Guys?.... I'm right aren't I?.... Guys? Tell me I'm right. Tell me I'm right or you're a bad person."

Hym & Iam 😐😐"..............."

Business owner "Guys? Right? Being lazy is just a-oh-so-bad huh guys? Reeeal bad."

Hym 😑 "Get in the trunk." *Grabs business owner's collar*

Business owner "Oh jeez! What are you doing to me!?"

Hym "No, get in the trunk we're going for a ride."

Business owner "OoOoOoOh NoOoOoO!"

Iam 😱 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? STOP!"

Hym "What? I just want to show him how hard I'm willing to work to get his corpse to the bottom of a river." *Stuffs business owner into trunk*

Business owner *muffled screams*

Hym *gets in car*

Iam "Don't..." 👋😟

Hym *drives away*

Iam "...Leave me here...." 😩

by Hym Iam July 7, 2022

Tree-Hard

A person who tries really hard. Same meaning as a "try-hard" but pronouncing it in a different manor. Often used in online games or real life situations.

Phil is a tree-hard at getting girls and he still cant get a girlfriend.

That kid with the UMP is such a tree-hard.

by Jp Bby October 18, 2010