Car Fire

1. When two cars collide with each other

2. When your engine goes on fire while driving

3. When you fuck up and burn down your entire car

4. When the neighbors kid lights your car on fire with a match and gasoline

P1: my car went on fire
P2: a car fire? How?
P1: the kid next door.
P2: hope he gets what he deserves!
P1: yeah he did he died yesterday after drinking gasoline

by epicepicface January 24, 2024

Wait, are we talking about cars?

An extremely annoying catchphrase said at random times. Even when a conversation is about cars, the catchphrase is still not funny. Used rarely in the United States of America

Friend 1: So why do you like One Direction so much?
Sivan (Friend 2): I'm not obsessed, I just like some of their music.
Annoying Friend: Wait, are we talking about cars?
Sivan (Friend 2): Goshdammit, NO!
Annoying Friend: (Laughs and runs away)

by Dr. Morris Drubenstein-Jackson October 2, 2013

car

Just some silly fuzzy goofballs whose idea of hunting involves stealthily pouncing on unsuspecting shoelaces and engaging in legendary battles with imaginary foes lurking in the shadows of empty rooms.

"My car is so stupid, it can't form a singular thought.

by sweetpotet February 27, 2024

car wash

This is when you get a group of people and just go destroy a bar you don’t like. Maybe the bartender was rude. It doesn’t matter. You can walk on your check or upper deck the ladies room. The important part is to be as annoying as possible to piss off the place that wronged you and you do it as a team.

Yo graham! Let’s car wash Ivan’s bar tomorrow. His shit is becoming tiresome. I’ll tell you what. I’ll upper deck the women’s room and you ask for the check and we both walk out after he prints it. That bitch.

by Larry and Rex and Benny October 1, 2018

car-park safari

The act of driving around for hours looking for a place to park your car. Usually occurs in shopping centers on rainy days.

"Dude how was that car-park safari it went for hours!"

by Sexy__Bitch February 7, 2010

Internet Car

A vehicle, usually found on Instagram, or TikTok, lowered to the point of almost un-driveability. These cars are usually built to look appealing for audiences on various social media sites but are often terrible and unsafe to drive in real world applications. They may have flashy 3 piece wheels and an expensive body kit, or may be mismatching stock wheels and multicoloured panels, or various states in between.

Did you see that guy driving that slammed car?

There’s no way he’s driving that everyday. That’s definitely just an internet car.

by stonce tiem August 17, 2023

Ukrainian Car Wash

1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.

I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.

by RosieMBanks September 13, 2022