Cock Fart

can be used in a variety of ways; mainly to express disgust, confusion, or anger; can also replace fuck, shit, tool, ass, or almost any other word

you're a stupid cock fart

What the cock fart?

your dumber than a cock fart

by C-Dubbs18 October 5, 2008

cock farmer

Someone who cultivates cock for the purpose of feeding him or herself

by Anonymous October 3, 2003

shuttle cock

When two naked men both straddle a bench in a shower and slide a bar of soap on the bench at each others cocks. The closest you get to not touching the other mans dick with the bar of soup is the winner.

Levi hit the tip of Evan's cock in a game of shuttle cock. Evan won the game.

by eyeary2 October 20, 2011

elephant cock

black man sized dick or an actual elephant dick

Have you seen the new movie snakemen. Those guys have elephant cocks.

by slopass December 18, 2002

Cock bib

(n.) Someone who complains about something everyone else is experiencing at that moment in time. This person usually has an attention disorder.

Person 1: "fuuck this line is so long.. i'll never get to see avatar in 3D"
Person 2: "stfu cock bib"

by Jonemode December 28, 2009

Cock Reaching

When someone make a lame ass attempt to turn what another said into a gay comment, but totally fails. It's a known fact, that cock reachers perform the act of cock reaching to divert attention from their own gayness.

Person1: "I ate pizza today for lunch."
Person2: "Oh, I bet you do like putting large triangular things inside your mouth."
Person2 is clearly guilty of cock reaching.

by NoReaching September 11, 2009

cock cloth

a word to describe any piece of underwear that is in someway unsavory. it is best used in reference to briefs with holes, or skid marks, but best used in reference to a banana hammock.

"I hate when people put their laundry in with mine, I reached into the machine and pulled out someone's cock cloth."

by David Atkins April 26, 2009