polar bear head

Blow job with cold hands and lots of teeth

Don't bother with her, she gives polar bear head.

by 4jess4 February 22, 2014

stale gummy bears

the only thing worst than war, natural disaster, and secrets you don't know about your mom

I had stale gummy bears last week it was worst then when I found out my mom was a lesbian

by the horizon phantom April 6, 2011

Antarctic Bear Claw

When a person who has very long, dirty yellow, finger nails takes a naked woman out into the snow and sticks his hand repeatedly inside her vagina.

Bro I totally gave your girlfriend an Antarctic bear claw after we made a snowman with a dick and boobs last night.

by ak47shizzle April 16, 2009

Polar Bear

Canary in a coal mine + 5,000

Hey, i heart stinky poopy!

Dude, where did all the Polar Bears go?

Idk, but check out this stinky poopy i just made!!!

by Von Mannshaft January 5, 2009

gay for bears

A descriptive statement that indicate that a subject (although most commonly used to describe an attraction)is particularly odd or strange. Origins come from the American bear enthusiast Timothy Treadwell.

"woah, did you see Sally's mustache today? She looks pretty hot with a hairy upper lip"

"dude, that's pretty gay for bears"

by Scipyo October 14, 2008

bear stew

The mixter of a male and female cum and sweat after a long night of drinking alcohol.

It took me an hour to wash off the bear stew I got from that stripper last night.
Dude!Did you shower? Cause you still smell like bear stew!

by Antonio Gordillo July 10, 2007

Child Bearing Hips

A notion that fat girls rely as a crutch on to justify their fatness.

Fat Girl: fuck you skinny bitch, I don't have fat thighs . . . These are child bearing hips!

by CJax September 21, 2009