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witness 1-"Did you see that Sweden and Denmark? They sure were brutal in bed!"
Screaming fan girl-"Yesh but that hate sex was smexy like DAME!"
witness 1-"Did you see that Sweden and Denmark? They sure were brutal in bed!"
Screaming fan girl-"Yesh but that hate sex was smexy like DAME!"
by rosuki July 20, 2009
Get the Hate Sex mug.when a person who has been celibate for a long period of time has a strong and sudden burst of sexual energy, causing them to have irrational and/or poor judgement, therefore causing them to fuck someone he or she has previously had one or more sexual encounters with in the past. this is usually meaningless, mindless sex. it's similar to angry-sex with the throwing of objects, but with less obscure language (ie. cursing).
chris: yo did you hear that sarah was celibate for awhile?
josh: that slut? no way, dog!
chris: i know. but she had some relapse sex with her ex-boyfriend, who is also my roommate. i was in the room during. then the dude gave me a high-five.
josh: that slut? no way, dog!
chris: i know. but she had some relapse sex with her ex-boyfriend, who is also my roommate. i was in the room during. then the dude gave me a high-five.
by IHUNTCANDY July 29, 2009
Get the relapse sex mug.I just called my girlfriend Sara and had invited her over for some Netflix And Chill. She knew what was going to happen, so I bought some Durex up at 7-Eleven that evening, made sure my parents were out of the house and set up "Netflix" She got here at 6pm and she was wearing the sluttiest clothes. She entered my house and walked through to the living room...God she was hot. By the way, she's a slender redhead with huge tits and a nice ass... met her in High School. Anyway I was heading to the bathroom to take a mighty shit and "wrap it in foil." When I came back out she was sitting on the couch, dangling her bra in her hands. My mountain shot up at this point and she glanced down immediately. She dove at my crotch, undoing my pants and giving me the Blowjob of a Lifetime. I almost came, but held my nut in difficultly. She pulled out her tits and was clearly wet as fuck, so I pushed her on the bed, ripped of her booty shorts and panties, saw her tight, shaved and wet pussy and thrust my rod inside her. There was a moment of ecstasy on her face until I started fucking her brains out. I was screwing her so hard until she was moaning..."Oh...oh.....OHH FUCK YES..." she was almost screaming now..."OH JESUS CHRIST....OHHH...FUCK ME BABY.......YES...YES...YES!" Her tits were bouncing up and down and I was about to cum. We were trying all the positions; 69, Doggystyle, Cowgirl etc, cumming over and over until I had to switch condoms. We slept after that.
by Dat_Memester December 6, 2016
Get the Sex Story mug.One horny day, me and my pal Chet were creeping around the girls locker room after school hours. The volleyball team had just finished an astonishing run of wins, in their tight, skinny, shorts, almost hugging their plump rears. As we were walking, Chet couldn’t stay quiet, and let out a peep. Unsurprisingly, many volleyball players noticed us but one in particular, Sophie. The team captain with the most voluptuous, round rear, and precisely proportionate, perfectly shaped tits.
“Chet? What the hell!”
Suddenly the whole team came behind her, she was caught up with the legs of someone and fell onto my lap.
“Woah! I felt that!” I’m astonished, the horniest cumslut in the whole school had just felt my hard cock.
“Hey guys, well be back.” Sophie said. She dragged me back through the training room into the storage and without hesitation asked for my size.
“The largest cock in the land, amassing a total of 700g, 17” height.” Said I.
Immediately, she ripped off my shorts and slid her lips across my tip, quickly to the ball sack. She deepthroated until my cock was not visible even to the eye, but lodged inside her slimy, saliva filled throat.
“Oh God, I’m gonna....”
My pole had erupted into a fountain of gooey cum to surface the area of her face to the edges.
“Mmmmmh, now slide it in big daddy, I want to see how dirty you can get,”
I had no knowledge of my power but I had grown to a near 20 inches now, and my cock throbbing to penetrate.
“Chet? What the hell!”
Suddenly the whole team came behind her, she was caught up with the legs of someone and fell onto my lap.
“Woah! I felt that!” I’m astonished, the horniest cumslut in the whole school had just felt my hard cock.
“Hey guys, well be back.” Sophie said. She dragged me back through the training room into the storage and without hesitation asked for my size.
“The largest cock in the land, amassing a total of 700g, 17” height.” Said I.
Immediately, she ripped off my shorts and slid her lips across my tip, quickly to the ball sack. She deepthroated until my cock was not visible even to the eye, but lodged inside her slimy, saliva filled throat.
“Oh God, I’m gonna....”
My pole had erupted into a fountain of gooey cum to surface the area of her face to the edges.
“Mmmmmh, now slide it in big daddy, I want to see how dirty you can get,”
I had no knowledge of my power but I had grown to a near 20 inches now, and my cock throbbing to penetrate.
I forcefully engaged her full clitoris and slid smoothly in, due to the additive amount of cum. PLOP! PLOP! PLOP! She was in doggy, and my dick pounded against her walls with the force of the gods!
I could feel her pussy pulsating as she moaned, “oh dad, harder, ghaaaaaa!”
The time had come, and as I ripped through her loose cartilage she burst into a scream of agony as she spewed her flavorful juices on my cock.
“Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh my God!”
I slid out with ease and released a concoction of my finest love, upon her lips came myself, and as she gulped down the gallons of cum, she said.....
“Oh please dad, once more!”
I flipped her on her side and proceeded to exterminate any sign of life in her vagina.
“Oh fuck, that’s the spot, more, harder!”
I had become nauseous from this naughty behavior, but my mind made me keep going. I grasped her plump tits, and squeezed until my hearts content. All the while, these back shots had covered my dick in cream, and I was moving with such ease I thought to try her juggs for once.
I removed my cock from her gaping glory whole and proceeded to titty fuck her so hard that my cock had become numb.
We both got up, got back on our clothes and she licked the rest of the cream off my penis, and I helped her with her face. This was our secret, to never be told, but to possibly happen again.
The threshold of her warm vagina still makes me erect to this day. What a sex story!
I could feel her pussy pulsating as she moaned, “oh dad, harder, ghaaaaaa!”
The time had come, and as I ripped through her loose cartilage she burst into a scream of agony as she spewed her flavorful juices on my cock.
“Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh my God!”
I slid out with ease and released a concoction of my finest love, upon her lips came myself, and as she gulped down the gallons of cum, she said.....
“Oh please dad, once more!”
I flipped her on her side and proceeded to exterminate any sign of life in her vagina.
“Oh fuck, that’s the spot, more, harder!”
I had become nauseous from this naughty behavior, but my mind made me keep going. I grasped her plump tits, and squeezed until my hearts content. All the while, these back shots had covered my dick in cream, and I was moving with such ease I thought to try her juggs for once.
I removed my cock from her gaping glory whole and proceeded to titty fuck her so hard that my cock had become numb.
We both got up, got back on our clothes and she licked the rest of the cream off my penis, and I helped her with her face. This was our secret, to never be told, but to possibly happen again.
The threshold of her warm vagina still makes me erect to this day. What a sex story!
by Lean.Cuisine1 November 16, 2019
Get the Sex Story mug.When two guitar players face each other, stand very close together, and rock out. This typically occurs onstage at a concert, where many voyeurs are present in the audience to observe the sexual encounter. Guitar Sex often coincides with a guitargasm and frequently features guitar face by one or more of the involved parties.
NOTE: Instead of two guitar players, Guitar Sex can occur between a guitar player and a bass player, a guitar player and a keytar player, or any combo of two people playing guitar-like instruments.
NOTE: Instead of two guitar players, Guitar Sex can occur between a guitar player and a bass player, a guitar player and a keytar player, or any combo of two people playing guitar-like instruments.
Hey, let's have sex with our guitars!
Did you see those two guys having guitar sex?
Dude, did you check out the Flecktones concert last week?
Yeah, man, Bela Fleck and Vic Wooten were totally having guitar sex!
Did you see those two guys having guitar sex?
Dude, did you check out the Flecktones concert last week?
Yeah, man, Bela Fleck and Vic Wooten were totally having guitar sex!
by emsee May 24, 2006
Get the Guitar Sex mug.by Morgan A August 5, 2005
Get the pity sex mug.Your masturbating with a sharpie
Alice stole her friends sharpie and went to the bathroom and masturbated till she had a loud orgasm where then her friend came in and joined in the fun
Alice:AHHHHHHHH OHHHH SOOOOOOO GOOOOOD
Alice's friend:HAH FEEL IT BABY Sharpie are soooo good
Alice and her friend kissed while the sharpie was smiling
Sharpie's are used for masturbation
SHarpie sex
Alice:AHHHHHHHH OHHHH SOOOOOOO GOOOOOD
Alice's friend:HAH FEEL IT BABY Sharpie are soooo good
Alice and her friend kissed while the sharpie was smiling
Sharpie's are used for masturbation
SHarpie sex
by sharpiexxx June 9, 2018
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