cunt taco

A really stupid drunk bitch.

Cassey is a cunt taco, who invited her?

by Justin Cooke May 20, 2008

Cunt Tax

Added on to the original sale price of a product (unknown to the customer) because he/she is a Cunt

To workmate:
I charged that piece of shit Tim $15.00 Cunt Tax 'cos he shat his pants in the shop

by Sess in the snow December 9, 2008

spare cunt

A womans ass hole. Or man's in jail terms. Can also apply to a womans mouth when all other holes are exhausted.

I fucked Kellie's snatch till it was totally raw last night, so I had to hammer it up her spare cunt this morning.

or

Her spare cunt was blown out after last night too, so I fucked the spare cunt on her face.

by Richter ass November 5, 2010

cunt bunt

When a single female or a group of females prevent the male species from getting laid

I would have gotten laid last night if her friend wouldn't have cunt bunted me.

by jazellen October 7, 2007

cunt cork

A friggin tampon
also see pussy plug

I needed some more cunt corks,so I went to Walgreens.

by shannon January 20, 2004

Thunder Cunt

When the lips of your vagina are oversized and they slam together when you walk.

Vicki, you have a thunder cunt and it is uncomfortable agaisnt my penis.

Vicki, you have a thunder cunt and i hear it when you walk.

by Chonga-mark March 21, 2008

cunt lip

this is a word that not only is it offensive it is very funny if you have immature friends!

fuck you, you cunt lip

by Danger Dave.com January 6, 2005