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Second-hand stupid

The feeling that you are getting dumber by the minute, not from the beer, but from the stupid person near you that won't shut up.
"The second-hand stupid from Billy's girlfriend is frying my brain. I can't think anymore."
by Nostradumbass11 January 8, 2010
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hand ball expert

one whos expertise is handling the male genitalia
he told me i was a handball expert last night.
by ForeverGQ August 27, 2003
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gay little hands

when a man has disproportionately small and weak looking hands. anyone encountering a human with gay little hands is encouraged to abuse them to the fullest. not to be confused with birth defects such as baby arms or baby hands, both of which are entirely acceptable unlike gay little hands.
man 1: wow, have you noticed Gayvid's gay little hands?

man 2: unfortunately yes i have. how does he hold a pen with those gay little hands?

man 1: i don't know but they sure are disgusting, fuck him.
by fartfactory June 13, 2010
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she's left-handed

A punchline to a popular joke involving a man and his wife who asks him a purely hypothetical question, "If I died, would you remarry". The punchline, for those of you who don't get it, is explained at the very bottom of the example.
A young married couple are taking a nice stroll down a long and rather winding road. There was a long way till they got home and there was plenty of time to have a long drawn-out conversation, so the wife decided to ask her husband a question she had on her mind for a long time:
Wife: "If I died, would you remarry."
Husband: "No, I love you too much to get married to a different woman."
Wife: "But you love being married, don't you? So honestly. You'd get remarried wouldn't you?"
Husband: *sigh* "Yeah, I guess I would get remarried eventually"
Wife: "Would you and your new wife live in our house?"
Husband: "Yeah, where else would we live"
Wife: "Would you take down all the pictures of me and you together?"
Husband: "Yeah, it would be very discourteous to her not to. I'd still keep the ones of me and you in my private drawer"
Wife: "Would you two sleep in our bedroom?"
Husband: "Yeah, where else would we sleep?"
Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
Husband: "No, she wouldn't be able to. She's left-handed!"
Wife: ...
Husband: "SHIT!"
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explanation
Him saying that she's left-handed implies he already has someone to get remarried with, meaning he's been cheating on his wife.
by Barnakey August 19, 2006
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Edward Andre Hands

Derived from the famous drinking game Edward 40 Hands, this classier spectacle takes place during New Years Eve where inexpensive bottles of the notorious Andre California Champagne are ripe for the picking and replace the standard malt liquor 40 oz.

Strap them to your paws and await the applause.
Broski #1: Yo chief, what're you doing for New Years?
Broski #2: Edward Andre Hands, man. I got 6 bottles for less than ten cents.
by Signore January 11, 2008
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sandy-hands

one gay ass mother fucker who takes it up his left nut at least twice a day while making out with his sister who is really hot. he's super sexy and i dream about him at least twice a day. wet dreams.
Sandy-hands, if you were any sexier you would do it with 4 asians a day.
by patrick wong December 11, 2004
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Hand me ups

Hand me ups - When your younger siblings outgrow you and start giving you their clothes, socks and shoes etc that doesn't fit them.
"You don't realise how much they have grown until they give you stuff that doesn't fit them anymore. I call them hand me ups"
by Erinairi December 30, 2013
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