Toms Crime

a epic person. super swaggy and poggers. very very cool, just like xCatverse

yo! you are really epic! you are just like Toms Crime!!!

by Frog Lady ig March 20, 2021

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Tom Cruise

An insane actor who rose to fame in the '80s by starring in gay military recruitment ads. A high-ranking member of Scientology who can't stay married for more than 7 minutes, his ex-wives including Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes. Refuses to use stuntmen, often trying to commit suicide by jumping off planes, flying helicopters, climbing on the side of skyscrapers, and planning to go to space with the help of Elon Musk.

Did you hear about what crazy stunt Tom Cruise is doing? He jumped off a cliff while riding a motorcycle at full speed!

by DVelle March 21, 2021

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Tom

Fucking hot male with a giant cock and carries a big load

Girl1:"holy shit tom looks so hot"
Girl2:"i know i want him so bad"
Girl3:"i sucked his cock last night, it was really big"

by Tommy_Gun2100 March 21, 2021

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Tom-a-toe

A more poggers way to pronounce tomato

Gerald:Can you pass me the tom-a-toe sauce
That's a fucking poggers way to tomato
Y/N: Thanks, I STILL WANT MY FUCKING TOM-A-TOE SAUCE!
*Then they have sex because this is wattpad apparently*

by Arrowbxtch March 22, 2021

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Tom Holland

A man who actually pronounces croissant
correctly. That's just how British people say it!!!

Americans love how "British" he it until this... tut tut...

American: Tom Holland can't say croissant, he says 'QUACKSON'!
Brit: *crys inside* The language is called English not American.

by caniquarantineforever? March 31, 2021

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