Call of the colonel

When you’re driving around the suburbs during the mid afternoon and the elegant aroma of Kentucky Fried Chicken wafts through the window. You start to salivate, your eyes bulge, you must have that greasy chicken. You gun it to the nearest drive through, fulfil the transaction with the pizza face teenager.

Mmm… life doesn’t get much better.

“I was driving around last night when I got the Call of the colonel, fuck it was good.”

by Captain Greaseball September 15, 2023

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NOUN~ Being summoned to hangout past open hours to “watch a movie” kiss and later tell your friends about your “crazy hookup.”

“The act of being summoned to kiss after open hours”- Omg **** asked me to watch cars 2 with him, but idk if he’s being intentional or just wants a “grove city college booty call”.

by Boibye10125 November 2, 2023

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to express one's excitement

timmy:I just got a gf
jimmy:well put me in a dress and call me susie
timmy:wtf

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025

The thing I'm called to do

I'll give you 1 million guesses and I guarantee it's the you'd ever want me to do.

Hym "Your self-help bullshit is cancer and if you all killed yourselves today you would be doing everyone you siphoned wealth from would be better off. And true hell is having your kid murdered by a guy everyone around you provoked into killing your kid. Having to look your neighbors in the face for the rest of your life knowing full-well that they could have done otherwise. What do you think the thing I'm called to do would be in this situation? I'll give you 1 million guesses. You only need 1 but you would take all of them before getting it right."

by Hym Iam December 26, 2023