When your platonic friend gives you a blow job and its the better than you anything you could imagine. You never knew blow jobs that good were out in the universe, and you doubted they really exist, much like the planet Pluto.
JB: Damn, I got a plutonic blow job the other day from Emily, it was fucking amazing!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!
by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019
Get the plutonic blow jobmug. Slang for The feeling of being disappointed and/or aggravated (originally from the state of Florida)
by Circebrxx November 17, 2020
Get the Blowedmug. Lad1: Did you and Molly get it on last night?
Lad2: We sure did, I told her to blow that tea mate.
Lad1: You ledge.
Lad2: We sure did, I told her to blow that tea mate.
Lad1: You ledge.
by spicymosquitobitestits August 12, 2016
Get the BLOW THAT TEAmug. by RabbidGAI June 14, 2024
Get the Blow loadsmug. When you plug one nostril with your finger and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a bot projectile out of your nose
by HauseBabes January 23, 2024
Get the Guinea Blowmug. A Senegalese butt blow is when Man #1 cums into Man #2’s mouth, who then passes the load to Man #3, thus leading to Man #3 spitting this load into Man #4’s asshole, who then sharts this stinky mess out everywhere. Now, if you want to incorporate a Man #5, then the French Microphone can be utilized, where Man #4 sharts this load into Man #5’s mouth, where Man #5 then turns into Man #2, respectively.
Yo bro! Wanna pull off a Senegalese Butt Blow after track practice! Raleigh can be Man #4 this time!
by poopydookiebutt May 10, 2024
Get the Senegalese Butt Blowmug. Da annoying dual-pitch "Beeeeeee-yuhhhhhhhh!" dat you hear when some dumba** motorist roars past you while engaging in an "extended honk". Okay, okay --- so maybe he's "just trying to be friendly" by saying hello to a familiar face by the roadside (you), but as gas-station attendant Dale says in the Red Green Show episode, "Hurricane Doug", it's far more cheerful/polite and less startling/grating on the eardrums to just briefly "tap the hooter" a couple times as you go by.
And incident of Doppler-effect horn-blowing can be even more annoying and emotionally draining (i.e., it can become a Droppler effect sometimes) if you either (1) do not recognize whoever it was who honked at you, and so you are left to wonder "who that might have been" and/or if he possibly mistook you for someone else while your back was turned, or (2) don't have a clue as to the driver's reason for honking at you, and so you are left to wonder what you might have been doing that caused him to either notice or be upset with you. Plus of course if there are one or more other people in your immediate vicinity at the time, you may even be unsure if said extended honk was actually "untended for you", or if the driver was noisily "addressing" someone else nearby --- or all of you in general --- instead of you personally.
by QuacksO July 20, 2019
Get the Doppler-effect horn-blowingmug.