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Parisian steamroller

You shit on a partner's face and smear it with your butt cheeks, all while speaking in French "ton visage est ma route" which translates to "your face is my road".

Another way to say this is "smear the mud"
John to Eddy; "Janice and i got nasty after our date last Friday. She was feeling frisky and i was drunk as hell and had gooey poop so i figured i'd give her a Parisian Steamroller. She got so excited she screamed "Oui!" through the poop as it gargled into her mouth.
by LeBlancBoy November 9, 2021
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Nashville Steamer

A sexual act involving one or more people defecating on their partner's chest after indulging in some of Nashville's famous hot chicken (Hattie B's, Prince's Hot Chicken, etc.). Variation of the Cleveland Steamer.
I just ate my weight in Hattie B's hot chicken. Time to crash a bachelorette party and pass out a few Nashville Steamers.
by CrunchyBlack86 November 19, 2021
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Stanley steamer

This happens when you defecate aggressively whit the feces emitting warmth that can be felt against your buttocks
Man 1) “dude I’m never getting fast food tacos again.”

Man 2) “why not?”

Man 1) “last night my stomach was bubbling so bad that I forced out a Stanley steamer.”

Man 2) “what the hell is a Stanley steamer?”

Man 1) “refer to the above description.”
by Ascience August 27, 2021
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Athens Steamer

Suck someone’s ass while they rip a vape and get the smoke to travel from the esophagus to the anus
Aidan is gonna pull an Athens steamer on Mike so they can share the Hyde
by MRstinkyclammuncher September 7, 2021
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Davenport Steamer

Verb - The act of smashing out someone's windshield then squatting and taking a shit on their dashboard. This probably originated in Davenport, IA where people do this all the time.
That fucker cut me off, so I followed him to the restaurant and did a Davenport Steamer on his new ride. Imagine the look on his face when he comes out of the restaurant with his girl and sees his windshield smashed out and a fresh shit loaf on his dashboard!
by Rosemarysbaby666 September 13, 2021
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Mckay Steamer

1.When Dave preforms a cleveland steamer on aloma
2.When Dave drops a aloma on aloma

3. When Dave drops an Aloma on CJ
I Preformed a Mckay steamer-
by Mckay Steamer September 29, 2021
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Stanley Steamer

It is like a Dutch oven but instead of farting and covering a person with the bedsheets, you shit on their face and cover them with the blankets.
Hey daddy can I whore get a Stanley Steamer.
by Bosnian Jesus October 6, 2021
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