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Post-Guilter

Someone who posts there cause onfacebook/ social media and tries to guilt you into re-posting it.
Post-Guilter= 95% of you won't re-post this.. " Re-Post if you think it's wrong to smokecrackwhile pregnant"
by JohnJohnJFN July 5, 2012
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Post-Nut Houdini

The act of ghosting someone after nutting. The ghosting can either be permanent or temporary, and if temporary, the nutter will often return to the same person ghosted for more action, and the process will repeat.

Often seen in situationships.
Woman 1: "Ugh, James ghosted me again after I made him nut last night. This always happens; he hasn't texted me all day!"
Woman 2: "Looks like he pulled a Post-Nut Houdini. Sorry about that."
by EarthieMelee December 15, 2022
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Post-Bonner

The time between right after you nut and when the bonner completely goes away.
Bryan: “Yo I had a Post-Bonner for like 20 minutes bro.”
Kaleb: “Damn, that must of been a fat one!”
by Ig:finna_ooga_booga_xd September 6, 2018
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gatsby posting

Posting Instagram stories for the sake of reaching *one* specific person by publishing to hundreds of people,
like the Great Gatsby throwing lavish parties hoping daisy buchanan might stop by
i put out a gatsby post so she would slide into my DMs but she didn't even see the story

marina's gatsby posting so much recently, who's she trying to impress

teresa's gatsby post about gatsby posting didn't really get her the results she wanted
by int€rn€t€xplor€r March 6, 2023
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Post-Termy

Grabbing a beer at the airport AFTER you have already landed at your final destination.
I grabbed a post-termy when I landed so I could delay my arrival home. If I left right away, I would have had to put the kids to bed and I just couldn’t deal tonight!
by Rose Annap August 20, 2024
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Post Production Depression

It’s one of those illnesses you get but at the same time don’t want it to go but you want it to leave you but when it leaves you youre sad that it’s gone but you didn’t want to be sad but you are and it’s just a spiral of despair until you meet your cast again and then you go into another stage of ppd which continues and spirals even more
Damn post production depression hit me hard

Wow. I’m feeling the PPD right now bro
by nismxth February 10, 2020
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Post Nut Rhythm

(sometimes called post nut rhythmicality) an exceedingly rare phenomenon in which, instead of feeling disgust or regret after ejaculating, one instead feels an uncontrollable urge to listen to a specific song. this phenomenon will be more common if you have been listening to music while masturbating.
"dude i was listening to some sick judas priest songs while wanking earlier and the post nut rhythm hit me like a freight train next thing you know i was listening to You've Got Another Thing Coming on loop for five hours straight"
"what"
by johnny legbreaker August 14, 2024
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