Haubenreiser Hot Pocket

When multiple men of different ethnicities fill all of a woman's orifices with their meat and violently ejaculate their hot loads in her.

Hey Uncle Danny, Carol really had a great time enjoying that Haubenreiser Hot Pocket last weekend at the firehouse with Dirty Mike and the boys!

by Jaron Aacobs December 22, 2024

Pocket pussy

Mail order bride

I took my pocket pussy to the prom and introduced it as my mail order bride

by Tunod81 July 23, 2022

pocket pedo

someone five years older than someone whilst still being quite young being under the age of 30

that young man is a pocket pedo

by quietboyinthebak November 19, 2020

chinese pocket method

A method of masturbation of males where guys grab their dick through their pocket and then jerk off

A: how do I jerk off in class bro?
B: just go to the last bench and use the Chinese pocket method!

by Okok32 July 13, 2025

God Pocket

Also referred to as the “G-Pocket”, the God Pocket is your God given pocket (your asshole).

Yo, TSA is gonna hem us up, can you shove these drugs in your God Pocket?

by Cummo January 7, 2022

pocket two's

A metaphor for one's mental state in which the hand that one was dealt resembles "pocket 2's," where it is sort of interesting, but not going to win unless given help.

I was given pocket two's for these last three years. But I won with such a lousy hand, so it's all good.

by Ereck Flowers March 1, 2018

Pocket Call

When ones Cell Phone ,usually open , hits ones thigh and presses buttons ending with a unintentional call.

Dude: (Pocket Calls parents) And she started touching me! Parents: Wha-!!! Dude: What?? * Looks at pocket* Shit! Pocket Call!

by Unintentional Hate March 19, 2008