kiddie play

adjective; A drinker that can't handle their "hard" drinks, so they drink "alcoholic juice" (ex. margarita, champagne, wine)
Man 1: "Man, where is the wine at?
Man 2: "You don't want any of this Cîroc?
Man 3: "Nah man 2, he likes that kiddie play stuff."
by είμαι ωμόρος March 22, 2021
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That one salty bastard in your family who loses everytime; is usually fat, ginger or light blonde and gets bullied in school. Would spend £90 on a DLC for Cadburys if there was one.
Fatfuck: I don't wanna play monopoly! It isn't Minecraft!

Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.
by Abusive Shit Bastard January 03, 2018
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Playing in your ass

Used when you are just playing. This can be said after telling a friend a joke or when messing around with someone.

You can also use:
-Fondling in your ass
-Twiddling in your ass

This is not meant to be taken literally.
Me: I took a pregnancy test this morning.... it was positive.
You:.....
Me: I'm just playing in your ass.
by raleighnative March 11, 2024
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Play the five-fingered flute

Whenever I see your mother, I start playing the five fingered flute.

That bish Kemdrick Lamara is overrated as hell, but she looking, every time she preforms I play the five-fingered flute.
by RealTalkThemHo February 18, 2016
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Playing Guild Wars

Yo I’ve been playing guild wars for three hours and now I’m all hot and my veins are sunken in. I think I might die.
by Crypt999 August 28, 2022
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playing ugly

To behave as though you find an attractive person unappealing to you in order to flatten their sense of self-proclaimed superiority over a less attractive person.
The dude is playing ugly to that girl who clearly believes she’s out of his league.
by Call it Straight September 15, 2022
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Shower play

When a person or a group of people who are into pig play engage in sexual activities in the shower with the water running.
I wanted to play with this gorgeous guy I meet at the club, but I didn't prepare or have a space to do it without getting messy, so we decided to shower play in the bathroom
by Sub Sub July 04, 2024
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