Penis smacking

Penis smacking is the art of repeatedly hitting your own penis with your, or anothers hand for pleasure. You can also use objects such as wood, spoons, whips, and maces.

Bill: My penis hurts. Andy: Why? Bill: That stupid bitch Kate started Penis Smacking me the other night with a whip!

by Chase11 June 26, 2009

penis wad

A term Justin Bieber's manager calls him

Justins Manager: come here you no good penis wad!

by joestickam December 26, 2010

penis clenching

when one sees someone so un-sexually arousing that the tip of the penis literally clenches shut. One assumes this is a natural human reaction to even the slightest chance of sperm leaving the body and finding its way to an egg housed in the object of one's disgust, thus furthering the insult to mankind that is said person.

Guy 1: "dude, that look on your face, are you penis clenching?"
Guy 2: "Check out Nora the whale over by the concessions stand" (shocker)

by thebiggercat September 12, 2010

penis hickey

A penis hickey is a hematoma of any size and any shape on the penis caused by rough oral action.

Fuck, my girl gave me a penis hickey!
Wow dude, you're one lucky bastard!
Yea I know man, I ain't complaining

by Sharkgirl84 July 25, 2010

penis thinking

to think with you other head not having any regard for other people but the person your with. usually thinking about sex while the other person talks

i was doing so much penis thinking last night, man all i could think about was fucking her

by logan2556 March 2, 2008

penis swab

someone who is worse than penis: a annoying penis who is indescribable

You, you penis swab!

by Mr.504 January 8, 2008

Penis Popcorn

A bad case of genital warts where the warts resemble buttered popcorn growing off your cock, often blocking the urethra.

I should have never put my cock in that cunt bacon. It gave me the worst case of penis popcorn you could imagine!

by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009