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David

David is a leader of the misfits. All those led by David are driven by his powers of persuasion. He is a raunchy and dominating leader with a flair for theatrical and media arts. On a typical Friday night, David can be found commentating at a viewing party, chowing down on a fine assortment of hor d'oeuvres, and ending his night with a well trimmed cigar. Davids seldom come out during the day, as this is their period of hibernation. When a David let’s someone into their life, that person becomes forever grateful. Each contribute to life of laughter and shared successes.
Was that David who turnt up at the Halloween party?
by a_typicaltina September 17, 2023
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David

The person with the smallest pp in the world like black vagina dog
Smallest pp David!!
by Mklvoaica November 21, 2021
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Innovative David

The most hilarious and playful person in the group. Yet, comes up with brilliant ideas and decisions no one questions. They are usually cute, quiet and influential. Excellent public speakers, actors and marketers. An Innovative David would never boast about his achievements but his achievements speak for him.
"You have to start thinking Innovative David". "It is a good thing to be Innovative} but always better to be Innovative David".
by Toyosi Babarimisa November 6, 2019
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David

A person who brings a macetă to school.
by tatal tau November 22, 2021
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big lip david

A weird boy that took a pic on snapchat with a filter
by Radgirl02 December 9, 2016
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dr. david haskell

A biologist who wrote a book that tortures high school students
Jim: "Did you hear about Dr. David Haskell?"
Phil: "Isn't that the guy who took off his clothes in the woods in winter and bitched about being cold?"
by DavidDoctor March 17, 2019
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David

The guy who always win, the guy with the most girls but never shows his reletionships. The richest. The most handsome.
-David makes it look so easy bro. -Yeah he is the best
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