A good luck pre-game ritual for Chicago White Sox fans where your girlfriend slips on a black sock (normally used for feet) on your cock and jacks you off until you cum into the sock while you sit back, relax, and strap it down with a beer, preferably a Miller lite (or modelo if your girl is Latina)
This is similar to the Clark Street Cock Sock, which is performed exclusively among men within the gay community and into a blue sock before Cubs games instead.
This is similar to the Clark Street Cock Sock, which is performed exclusively among men within the gay community and into a blue sock before Cubs games instead.
My girl surprised me with the ole Chicago White Sock before the game that was so good I nutted through the sock and Giolito threw a no-hitter!
by DamnGoodCockSock April 1, 2021
Get the Chicago White Sockmug. Any tubular cover made of fleece to fit over a canoe or kayak paddle to protect the paddle from harm. Invented in 1981 by Jill Ellis.
by Fionatheknowitall July 4, 2011
Get the paddle sockmug. by Lowcap September 21, 2022
Get the socks knocked offmug. by Dr. Wigginjammer The third February 12, 2024
Get the midget socksmug. A mechanical device that is used in the sphincter area to reduce back pressure on an incomming turd loaf. Device resembles a pvc pipe coated in lanolin. See also Tennessee bowlbuster and Mississippi Mudd Buster
by Theshattalker April 11, 2017
Get the Shit Sockmug. To have your socks rearranged by your boyfriend.
by CrackMoney26 March 23, 2024
Get the Organize your socksmug. 