Karen the cat ninja

Someone who is raicist and lies and stirs stuff up with other comunitys and people tend to fall for what she does

Hey look its karen the cat ninja the person no one likes

by Troll destroyer May 22, 2022

The Ninja

While having doggy style sex with your woman, another person covertly swaps out in the same position. You then sneak around to the front side of the woman, in her field is sight (preferably even better through an open window) and then yell "Ninja!"

I used the Ninja on my girlfriend last night! I ninja'd my gf last night!

by yukysaky March 10, 2021

Ninja Creeper

When a Creeper comes up behind you and explodes you, and you meet your demise. Unexpectedly, of course.

Person: *playing Minecraft Hardcore when a Creeper explodes behind them (in this case a Ninja Creeper* OH MY GOD 2 YEARS JUST FOR THIS TO HAPPEN YOU GOTTA BE JOKI-

by - Spoof - December 5, 2021

Moon ninja

Moon ninja.
The moon ninja is the moon that appears in the daylight spotting it. Legend has it she has insomnia, and takes her nap on the wrong side of the moon

Point at object in sky “ is that the moon I can see out in day light?” Ahh the moon ninja has fallen asleep, insomnia. “

by Moonninja May 30, 2024

Ninja

Silent but deadly except its not a fart

Ninjas are so cool, a ninja is one of the stealthiest people I can think of.

by WiskaG October 29, 2022

Ninja munchies

When you smoke weed and don’t feel like you have the munchies, but if you start eating, you can’t stop. Having munchies from smoking weed without realizing it. Not feeling like you have the munchies from smoking pot, but you do. (AKA silent munchies, hidden munchies.)

I smoked some super boof and got the ninja munchies. I wasn’t very hungry, so I poured myself a small bowl of potato chips. Before I knew it, I had finished off a large pizza, the whole bag of chips, a quart of ice cream

by RespectMyAuthoritay August 5, 2023

Ninja of Darkness

A master hacker who often bends space and time just because he is bored. He is able to summon his thirty-four black belts at will from anywhere in the universe, doing so by slipping them through wormholes from his hacker yacht at his hacker island. He is a little bit lumpy at times, but that is only a side-effect of his undigested metal pipes that he slips down his throat while hacking to keep him focused.

"Did the Ninja of Darkness totally just slurp down a metal pipe in front of the Moderators?"
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just gulped Andrew's 2DS in front of the Moderators."
"I think the Ninja of Darkness totally just licked a salty moai to oblivion in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just swallowed a roomba whole in front of the Moderators."

by zimbabwezaibatsu April 25, 2023