Bruh moment

A moment when you feel the ultimate sense of bruh. Occurs when you are startled or shocked. An immediate side affect to being friendzoned

"fuck bro. She likes me as a friend."
"Bro what?! What she say?!"
"She said she really appreciates my friendship"
"Bruh moment..."

Bruh moment by [e-mail] June 28, 2019

Sir Moment 

when you do something retard

bruh he had a sir moment

Sir Moment by SirMoment July 7, 2019

bruh moment

a moment worthy of eye rolling, something disappointing, upsetting, something you find dumb or unreasonable.

Example 1
"I only got 30% on the test!"
"Dude, that's such a bruh moment."
Example 2
"My meme was stolen, and MY post got taken down for stealing despite being the original post!"
"What? That is bruh moment!"

bruh moment by HoneyIsBeeSauce July 9, 2019

Ochoa moment 

An Ochoa moment is when your taking a poop and that poop decides to go back in then stop halfway and then breaks In half like the titanic

Dave:YOO I JUST HAD A OCHOA MOMENT
Jack:that’s not funny Karen took the kids

Ochoa moment by Buttmcfart July 28, 2019

Chance Moment 

The name given to a moment that occurs when a person who is Chaotic Neutral and exists just enough to give off fear and incite the elimination of all rational thoughts.

“That dude’s dab just ended his career, what a Chance Moment!”

“Oh yeah I had a total Chance Moment the other day when I stole this mans girl”

Chance Moment by PikarlaFan69 August 16, 2019

Dockery Moment 

When you get redicule, laughter & embarrassments from a winning situation.

Snatching defeat, from the jaws of winning

When one mistake, cost you a game.

2013 AFL Grand Final

The game is In the balance, Hayden Ballantyne has a paddock (no one around him) he has Pavlich alone in the goal square .... but Ballentyne has tripped over his feet, umpire calls “incorrect disposable” FREE KICK HAWTHORN.

Now that was a Dockery Moment

Dockery Moment by Bhoondi August 17, 2019

Bruh Moment

When your favorite meme page on Instagram gets deleted cause of 👋😔

“Yo dude Matt’s really funny meme page just got deleted.” “That’s a real bruh moment right there”

Bruh Moment by Summerlovesyou August 22, 2019