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jack rocks

To throw a jagged object at the tire of an enemy's car. Can also be thrown at a cheating spouse.
I walked in on me bietch and the lawnboy the other day, obviously I had to jack rocks the shit out of them...
by Deseree Bakersville June 11, 2003
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jack rabbit

to fornacate like a rabbit at the same rate of feroscity as a jack russell
He was rattling away like a wee jack rabbit!
by nickyboy10 May 9, 2006
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jack and the beanstalk

having the tatoo "jack" written in green scroll on your penus then shoving beanstalks down your penis for arousal.
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by gnarkill69 January 27, 2011
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car jacking

act perpetrated by a law enforcement professional, while on duty, involving a uniformed officer, a car, a penis and some innocent bystanders... and of course masturbation.
example...
I saw officer smith car jacking across the street from a women's fitness center this morning, noone was injured except his pride.

Actual real news story:

NEWPORT - Sgt. D____ S____, 43, of the Newport Police Department was fired Thursday after he allegedly exposed himself to two women while on duty in his patrol car on Monday.

Smith was allegedly seen masturbating himself while behind the wheel in the police car parked next to a hair salon.
by sxxs September 24, 2010
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Jack The Raper

A man who goes from place to place raping unsuspecting and innocent people for his own sadistic and sexual pleasure. After the raping has taken place he kills his victims with a very sharp knife.
Jack The Raper: Serial Killer, Terrorist, Dentist, Troubled Youth, Former Rape Victim, Glenn Howerton
by Timothy J. Nolan August 24, 2008
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jimmy jack

v. The act of forcibly and swiftly relieving another person of his/her belongings.
v. The act of sexually assaulting someone's anus.
Damn skeeter done did jimmy jacked my car stereo and my daughter's piggy bank, what a sunuvabitch.

Tyrone jimmy jacked my shitter somethin' good in the shower!
by SYKO 120 July 7, 2011
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cracker jack

A game where several men gather around a cracker (I always picture a stoned wheat thin) and furiously masturbate onto it. Whoever ejaculates first wins. By a similar token, the loser is he who ejaculates last. The loser must consume the cracker as a penalty for sloth.
I got the clap from losing a game of cracker jack in college.
by Casey R. June 10, 2005
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