Change you

To change someone from walking to not walking. From speaking to not speaking. From living to not living. From alive to dead

Don’t make me change you nigga

by Uknow627 August 25, 2021

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are you okay

a TPOT name and a continuation of A Better Name Than That.

Pen, they're already Death P.A.C.T. Again. Our team name will have to be- another person: are you okay?

by thepseudonymnym February 23, 2021

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No, in fact, you

Superior to both Uno Reverso and No U due to its professionalism.

Jeff: You're stupid.
Ben: No, In fact, You.
Jeff: *IMPLODES*

by mrsmadtiget May 1, 2019

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When a girl wants something specifically, but is trying to keep her “my turn to choose” card. Do not make the mistake to choose the wrong thing.

In a two options situation:
Mathematically speaking there is a 50/50 chance that you choosed the right thing.

Statistically you improve your winrate if you decide to go for the thing you hate more.

Even if it is not the decision your girlfriend wanted you will earn a “I choosed this because I assumed you like it more” card (if used correctly it has a similar value like a “get out of jail” card).

Boy: We go to the football match or the opera ?
Girl: You choose.

by thailand_expat May 17, 2018

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sucks to be you

Something you say to someone when something happens to them (or they are in a situation) that you do not envy and would not want to have happen to you (or would not want to be in a similar situation.)

First Student: I wish I hadn't taken 7 courses this term... I have so much homework I won't be able to make it to the party this weekend.
Second Student: Sucks to be you! I only took 4 bird courses this term. I am home free for the weekend and I will be front and centre at the party.

by PlaceHolder June 16, 2004

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