Tug Of War

The act of having sex with a woman who is nearly due, while being afraid of the baby grabbing your penis and playing tug of war with it.

How was your evening Mickey? - John
Just finished playing tug of war with your mother. - Mickey

by J19 December 28, 2016

world war 3

a world war

omg world war 3 is starting

by top g gamer 10 June 28, 2023

War Thunder

A painful game, it sucks your soul away and you hate it with all your heart but still play it.

War thunder sucks, I hate it but I must retrieve the silver lions.

by Wyatt10846619 May 28, 2023

Sexy Star Wars

When 2 gay men wear coloured condoms and have a “sword fight”.

Do u wanna do some sexy Star Wars tonight?

by PP eater 123 May 10, 2020

Cold Civil War

Internal stresses that mimic the the effects and appearance of an international Cold War, but within a single nations borders. See Trumpism

Trumpism is the result of a cold civil war

by bokonon82 August 19, 2022

War

It never changes

War... war never changes

by anonymous July 7, 2024

cat war

a conflict between two housemates owning separate cats, brought on by these cats not getting along. Aggressions range from petty arguments between roommates, to outright forcing one roommate to pay a hefty vet bill due because their cat gave the other person's cat fleas.

Dude, I'm sorry my cat Snuggles pissed all over your cat Tigger's food dish, but do we really have to get into a cat war over this?

by catmaster8675309 August 22, 2018