Facebook fertility

The friends of friends ( on facebook) you get to know

how many people you get to know from ur friends on the facebook.
U mean "facebook fertility"
Yes

by naveenforfriends March 21, 2011

Facebook necrologist

Someone who goes through your old posts and photos on Facebook and comments on them, resulting in a large chain of spam which usually contain vulgar terms directed at this necrologist.

Oh my god Frank is such a Facebook necrologist, he gave me 50 notifications and everyone who got em too is pissed as fuck at him!!!

by CanYouSeeMyName July 31, 2011

Facebook retarded

A person (usually a guy) who has a Facebook to impress other people. Usually these people don't know what they're doing when they're using Facebook. They'll upload pictures and update their status every now and then but they rarely ever talk to people and they don't have a clue what the hell they are doing. Usually their girlfriend or has their password and likes to go in and read their mail and make sure he's not cheating on her. This usually happens when the chick does not trust the guy or vice versa. Usually there is that one chick who is a lot hotter then the girlfriend and likes the guy. The girlfriend is threatened by this chick. Therefore, she will go in and remove the chick from the guy's friends. Why? Because he is "Facebook retarded" and doesn't know or care what goes down on his page.

Also, usually when someone sends this person a message over Facebook chat he usually will send short responses or he will never even respond. He also will go offline and go idle a lot and his activity on Facebook will be very strange.

Girl 1 - "Damn, why did that Wendell remove me from his friends? I didn't do nuthin!"

Girl 2 - "His chick probably went in and removed you from his friends. After all, Wendell is Facebook retarded."

OR

Girl 1 - "How come Wendell's status updates never sound like him?"

Girl 2 - "One of his homies probably updates it for him. Wendell is Facebook retarded. Ya digg?"

OR

Girl 1 - "Why does Wendell never respond to my messages!?"

Girl 2 - "Chill girl, his chick probably goes in and deletes them because she knows you love him and she knows that you're a helluva lot hotter then she is. After all, we all know Wendell is Facebook retarded."

by infamous.princess July 7, 2009

facebook

a cheap knock-off of myspace. it was originally open to just college fucks but now its open to all of the self-obsessed high schoolers who have no life. just fuck facebook and go to myspace =

like ohemgee facebook is the shiznit. oh gawd i have a pimple!!! NOOOO!!!

by trueloveisSOalie May 5, 2006

Facebook Landmine

Something posted of facebook the poster knows his/her friends will enjoy seeing that is not published, in the hopes that they will haphazzardly stumble across it.

The info section of Ricky's Facebook profile is just loaded with facebook landmines. I laughed my ass of reading it.

by the f--boi January 1, 2010

Facebook Fetish

An event which is spread around facebook by people with nothing better to do. Everyone does it- for one day. It then dies out and another waltzes in to yet again captivate the facebook population.

Facebooker: Hey man, shoes off for America!
Regular person: What? Oh, just another Facebook fetish.

by KimoMcGee April 9, 2010

so u gonna hit up everyone on ur facebook?

"so u gonna hit up everyone on ur facebook?" Has a deeply incoded message intangled upon it. U is also referred as you in the Internet world. Gonna is also a slang for going to. The terms 'hit up' refer to intercourse. The message simply yet subtly means. So, are you going to have sexual intercourse with everyone on your facebook?

Wow, Edwin you do have a lot of friends on your facebook! So u gonna hit up everyone on ur facebook?

by perzbenz May 17, 2006