Codey’s dad

A man who leaves his son and wife behind in Australia and moves to Canada

Australian Kid - “My dad left to Canada”

Another Kid - “So your dad pulled a Codey’s dad?”

by TheMoistPengu February 26, 2022

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

I drank way too much, and now I have DADS

by gbanz March 17, 2024

Your dad

Gone.

Your dads gone 💀

by Lëé June 27, 2022

dad

The man who won the award for 'longest time spent at the store' with a total of 15 years.

I wonder when my dad's gonna get back from the store.

by ponybalogna November 10, 2018

peg dad

A father who develops an erection only when he feels at home in a particular environment or social situation, such as in his own bed or in the company of his wife.

For fear of attracting peg dads, some moms avoid children's play groups frequented by relaxed, natural fathers; other moms find the company of peg dads enjoyable, and seek out such groups.

Father was completely comfortable on stage but many avoided his shows because of his reputation as a peg dad.

Over time, Renee's soothing manner turned the nervous father of three into an easygoing peg dad.

by grammarboffin September 26, 2014

Dads

Day After Drinking Shits

The dads are killing me right now I’ve already shit 3 times.

by Amoss dad October 26, 2020

A dad

Something you don't have

Your dad went to go get milk 2 blocks away. A dad is the excuse of spoiled milk.

by Depressed No Dad November 16, 2022