turtling the crack

Anal sex with a condom on. The condom is a protective shell.

"Bro, were you rawdogging her last night?"
"No way man, I was turtling the crack!"

by Your_WorstNightmare_ November 24, 2025

cracked

to have sexual intercourse with someone

"yeah me and liz cracked last night"
"I really want to crack her"

by wassup_emigger July 30, 2025

Crack whore

Eva Warren

Eva warren woke up 20 minutes before leavening and turned up to college looking like a crack whore

by Notttavailableeee December 3, 2019

crack

Summarized, from Wikipedia:

(Software) Cracking, is the modification of software to remove or disable features. (usually copy protection aka DRM)

P1: hey dude my game still won't work even with the crack
P2: you forgot the steam emulator
P1: oh

by moosetwin November 7, 2022

crack my head

dumbass twitter groupchat that isn't dead. we will live forver!!

kait: remember the og days?
vix: yeah, old crack my head was the best

by definitelynotqueer August 22, 2019

Crack Hole

The space between two lounging apparatuses.

Help! I’m stuck in the crack hole between my bed and my wall!

by thenotoriousLOL March 9, 2024

Crack open a cold one with the men

we are not boys, we are men manly men.

Hey broski wanna crack open a cold one with the men this saturday?
"Hell yeah bro"

by BrosephJr August 21, 2018