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Childfree by Circumstance

People often assume people who are child free, do so by choice but in many cases, people are child free by circumstance such as medical conditions, infertility, being chronically single (lack of partner to raise a family with, etc.).
Celine: I have had four abortions, I am childfree by choice

Rosa: I am too focused on my career & I prefer being an Aunt, so I am childfree by choice

Julia, Jessica & Stephanie: We have no partners and are already at the age where pregnancy would be considered a geriatric pregnancy, we are childfree by circumstance.
by GermanGoon January 7, 2025
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Jean Zipper circumcision

When a man catches and cuts his foreskin in the zipper of his jeans.
The end of that pickle looks like it caught a jean zipper circumcision when they put the lid on that jar!
by The OTHER OTHER OTHER other gu January 27, 2025
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Car-op circles

To create elaborate patterns in the snow with your car but look like aliens left them, shortly after a fresh snowfall.
Dude, something spooky is going on here. I look out the window an hour ago and it was a blanket of fresh snow on the ground. Now there's car-op circles. I think the Grey's are trying to contact us.
by Watchinfool January 18, 2026
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Silent Epstein Circles

An impossible geometry dash level that is really popular.
I did a practice run of Silent Epstein Circles.
by Parow January 25, 2026
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The Satanic Circle (TSC)

Is a satanic anti fascist human rights activist group founded by hadesfonda online.
The Satanic Circle (TSC) Pretty cool unlike the o9a groups
by Wikipedia, February 10, 2026
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A framework revealing how we mistake transient circumstances for permanent structures, or local conditions for universal laws. Fooled by Circumstances Theory shows how we attribute outcomes to inherent qualities (skill, character, destiny) when they are actually products of specific situations. The successful are not necessarily better; they may just be in favorable circumstances. The failed are not necessarily worse; they may be victims of circumstance. We are fooled when we ignore the power of context, seeing only individuals and their choices.
Fooled by Circumstances Theory "He succeeded, so he must be brilliant. She failed, so she must be lazy. Fooled by Circumstances: ignoring that he had family wealth and she had none, that he had connections and she had none. We see people; we miss the circumstances that make them. Circumstances fool us, and we never even notice."
by Dumu The Void March 8, 2026
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Bosnian jerk circle

A jerk circle done in the Bosnian manner, meaning at least 5 or more guys have to stand in a circle and jerk the man on their left off. Another variant is only 5 guys in a circle and they jerk the second person to their left off. At the end, the cum-coction gets used in a sourdough bread and then eaten by the participants. Including crust and crumbs.
Vuk: "Hej, hajde da napravimo krug i da se drkamo!(Hey, let's form a circle and jack off!)"
David(not Day-vid): "Naravno, kao Bosanci? (Sure, like the Bosnians?)"
Luke: "I'm down, I'm a fag anyway."
Filip: "Same but I'm bot making the sourdough bread again."
Tito:"We should do the Bosnian jerk circle in Sarajevo, because I'm a diktator."
by SonyBravia February 23, 2025
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