Murky Banana 

A banana, that is murky.

Damn son, that is one murky banana!

Murky Banana by Murky Banana February 14, 2013

justin bieber banana bleeder 

Its when a man inserts a banana half way into a a girls vagina durring a heavy period then lick the period blood off the end of the banana.

Susan is a crazy slut, she wanted me to do a justin bieber banana bleeder last night

justin bieber banana bleeder by tk4life420 June 12, 2014

salty banana 

When your girlfriend is giving you a hand job and keeps going after you ejaulated, causing the seamen to be rubbed all over your dick before sucking it.

Have you ever been with Kylie?
Yeah man! She gives the best salty bananas!

salty banana by KillerJo69 November 28, 2016

ass banana 

someone who has a yellow ass after sitting on a peed on toiler seat

Bob-"eww i got ass banana cause luka can't aim"
Jim- "Eww ass bananas suck"

ass banana by steaz juice for my peaz juice August 16, 2009

Croatian Banana Snatch

When a girl is chasing you around trying to steal your <<insert item here>>

I was eating a candy bar, when she tried to pull a Croatian Banana Snatch on me, and I had to smack her down.

Croatian Banana Snatch by JHull June 13, 2008

Grumpy Banana 

When someone is being generally unpleasant to be around for no good reason. Commonly used to cheer up the banana in question

Roxanne! Dont be a grumpy banana! We can just go to the store and get more orange jello!

Grumpy Banana by Eff You Later August 14, 2011

Fried Banana

Fried Banana: (sexual act) When you're fu*king a girl from behind, pull out and cum on her ass as she farts and you light it!!! "KABOOOM! The Fried Banana!!!"

"Hey you remember that chick Shirley from the laundromat last week? Yeah well I took her home and gave her the Fried Banana!!" -some douche

Fried Banana by JG Trayne April 24, 2013