fucks it to you?

It's short for: What the fuck is it to you? or Why do you care?

Person A: Why are you late to work?

Person B: Fucks it to you?

by nihilistcake August 21, 2011

yi you

Yi You is the best friend you could possibly imagine. She always seems to be the happiest person you will ever meet, but if you really know a Yi You you soon will notice that that‘s not true and that she secretly is a real bad ass. Yi You is the queen of style and make up, music and dancing. There is absolutely no way that you‘re not ending up rolling on the floor with a belly that hurts so much because you‘ve been laughing for the last hour when you spend time with a Yi You. If you have the chance to be with a Yi You, take it! It‘ll be the best thing that has ever happened to you!

Person 1: Who‘s that hot girl dancing like a queen?

Person 2: Oh, that‘s my friend Yi You, she got moves, huh?

Person 1: Can you recommend a good make up artist?

Person 2: Sure, that‘s Yi You‘s cell.

by bautscheee December 21, 2017

You teia

It means you guys. It's often used by female minks.

You teia need to stop making silly jokes.

by CuunCuunLips March 9, 2022

you james?

you james is from an old jail movie were james a weak white man gets raped by a big black thug in the jail shower.

black guy: you james?
white guy: yes
black guy: im going to put some cream in your ass ;)

by Doram May 11, 2016

you choose

When a girl wants something specifically, but is trying to keep her “my turn to choose” card. Do not make the mistake to choose the wrong thing.

In a two options situation:
Mathematically speaking there is a 50/50 chance that you choosed the right thing.

Statistically you improve your winrate if you decide to go for the thing you hate more.

Even if it is not the decision your girlfriend wanted you will earn a “I choosed this because I assumed you like it more” card (if used correctly it has a similar value like a “get out of jail” card).

Boy: We go to the football match or the opera ?
Girl: You choose.

by thailand_expat May 17, 2018

Glam As You

The first letter in each of the words GLAM AS YOU spells gay.It is a discrete way to say gay.

Guy 1: Did you hear the new Lady Gaga Dance remix. It's by DJ (random name here)

Girl 1: Yea, more like a Glam as you remix

by NickiInfo45 August 1, 2010

sucks to be you

Said to someone who just had something unfortunate happen to them.

Hah! You got hit in the face with a beaver? Sucks to be you!

by ShuChoMouff June 14, 2004