The Flying JungleFowl (Gallus Gallus)

The amazing sex move where the male rapidly runs through the bedroom door, while flapping his arms like a chicken and making weird chicken noises, whilst also flying through the air and making a full cock insertion into the woman's vagina.

Shoulda seen me Gibbo, I did The Flying JungleFowl (Gallus Gallus) on Karen's arse, she said she never seen a sexier bit of poultry in her life,

The Flying JungleFowl (Gallus Gallus) by Gibboobinator March 19, 2011

The National Jerk 

Someone so hated by the nation that he could possibly be the jerk of the nation.

Some person who is so much of a jerk that they could represent the nation in a competiton to determine the worlds biggest jerk.

"So hated by the nation.. they dubbed him - The National Jerk"

"Wow man.. that guy was a national jerk.."

Phone Call: "Man what an asshole... that guy's going to nationals..."

The National Jerk by Jezzakanezza April 26, 2011

the big jaloopa

the big jaloopa is the one thing (object, or experience) in life your most proud of

remember in "98 when we drove all the way to Argentina, that was the big jaloopa.

the big jaloopa by knompwomper August 24, 2011

The Messy Jesse 

When your fucking a chick in the ass and it packs too much air into her anatomical colo-capacity causing an atmospheric vacuum outside the stink rocket. Subsequently upon pulling out, the back pressure evacuates her larges intestine's contents and ends up atomized over half your bedroom.

"Dooooood, you landed the hott ass chick you were talking to at the party last night?"
"yeah man!"
"Fuck yeah bro, she was hot as fuck!"
"Hell yeah but i dont have the cash for all the fuckin' dry cleaning."
"Wait.. Why, was she on her on her period?"
"Nahhh, it was a being defined as the messy Jesse dude.. i gotta replace my carpet."

The Messy Jesse by bottomoftheshaftlova October 10, 2019

The Uncle Joe 

When you have children rub your leg hair and it feels good.

No, don’t make little Billy do “The Uncle Joe”!

The Uncle Joe by ChorlieChorlie October 28, 2020

The Anthony Jelonch 

The Anthony Jelonch is to take a dive in a sporting environment, much like the Harry Holt which is to do a runner.

1. He did the Anthony Jelonch (Aussie slang)

2. I'm going to chuck an Anthony Jelonch today (Aussie Slang)

The Anthony Jelonch by Scoss July 17, 2021

The Trader Joe's Trap

A classic phrase used when an individual buys a seemingly endless assortment of fruits and vegetables from Trader Joe's, but then proceeds to eat frozen dumplings for ten days in a row once home and settled.

"Hey Frank, check out all of this fresh produce I picked up at Trader Joe's today!"
"Nice, Willis, that all looks so good. What are you planning on making for dinner tonight?"
"Well I was gonna make some stuffed mushrooms, buuutttt– I'm feeling pretty sleepy now. Probably just gonna throw some frozen dumplings in the pan."
"Sounds good Willis. Just don't get caught in The Trader Joe's Trap again. See you in ten days!"

The Trader Joe's Trap by anonymous August 30, 2021