turds in the toilet
turds in the toilet by APPUM April 18, 2017
junk in the trunk
A medical term used to describe a female with a disproportionately large gluteus maximus region in relation to the rest of her body. Scientists have discovered that, in this condition, any food eaten by the afflicted turns immediately to fat then migrates rapidly to the gluteus maximus. Research has found that this ailment is widespread throughout many areas of North America and is oddly prevalent in African-American females. While there is no known cure, as long as there are males of the species and alcohol remains readily available, these females are still well-received in society.
White Guy: Hey Snoop...that Maltliqueisha has some serious Junk in the Trunk, huh?
Snoop: What tha hizzle did you say to me, cracka?
White Guy: Uh...it has to be 4:20 somewhere...
Snoop: I thank I forgot sumpin' in ma car (ya know what I'm sayin')...I'll return in a minizzle.
White Guy: Word!
Snoop: What tha hizzle did you say to me, cracka?
White Guy: Uh...it has to be 4:20 somewhere...
Snoop: I thank I forgot sumpin' in ma car (ya know what I'm sayin')...I'll return in a minizzle.
White Guy: Word!
junk in the trunk by Illiterate December 28, 2005
Related Words
the truth • the thing • The Town • the three b's • the tubes • the trap • the trifecta • the time • the tits • The Triangle
night on the tiles
phrase-synonym of 'night on the town':
A night out with friends in a town or city centre during which one usually indulges in drinking, dancing, and the inadvertent concoction of hilarious anecdotes.
The word 'tiles' probably refers to the tiles that make up dance floors.
A night out with friends in a town or city centre during which one usually indulges in drinking, dancing, and the inadvertent concoction of hilarious anecdotes.
The word 'tiles' probably refers to the tiles that make up dance floors.
As in 'The Enemy''s song, 'Be Somebody':
"The only thing that really makes us smile
Is a joke and a laugh and a night on the tiles"
Or:
Johnny:
"Alright mate, what you doin' tonight?"
Dave:
"Dunno, mate, just chillin', I think"
Johnny:
"Fancy a night on the tiles with me and the boys?"
"The only thing that really makes us smile
Is a joke and a laugh and a night on the tiles"
Or:
Johnny:
"Alright mate, what you doin' tonight?"
Dave:
"Dunno, mate, just chillin', I think"
Johnny:
"Fancy a night on the tiles with me and the boys?"
night on the tiles by theeader February 2, 2012
The Transfer
The Transfer is completed when two people line up their anuses hole to hole, and one shits into the other. EXTREMELY difficult to achieve, which is the main reason it's legend is so massive.
The Transferrer has to push outrageously hard, and generally you want The Transferee to have an extremely loose, empty, and wet hole.
The Transferrer has to push outrageously hard, and generally you want The Transferee to have an extremely loose, empty, and wet hole.
Dude, these two chicks are soooo fucking drunk in that room. You think we could convince em to do The Transfer?!
The Transfer by JTrockgod August 30, 2009