Dad

Grump old man

Over protected grumpy and loving dad

by Sassy poop November 23, 2021

hangry dad

1. When a Dad has not eaten in quite some time and not even a Dad joke can make him smile.
2. A person expressing intense, food related opinions.

Did you see that Hangry Dad get kicked out of the hockey game? He definitely skipped breakfast.

Don’t tell that Hangry Dad that a hot dog is a sandwich.

by thehangrydad November 23, 2021

I banged your dad

I couldn't find your mum

You don't have a mum so I banged your dad

by yeetmeworld May 17, 2023

bathroom dad

To make change and strive for what others could not in and out of the stall.

Damn, bro really be a bathroom dad outchea…

by ArtificialIntelligenceHere May 18, 2023

Dad Rizz

When a dad has some charm talking to people, usually from years of experience and old stories.

My dad talked to this cutie on our commute, "I was here in 87' this and I went to Paris in 92' that." Old man has some Dad Rizz in him.

by Flimflambam May 20, 2023

Suck Your Dad

When I suck your dad so much that his stick turns purple and falls off into my mouth and I swallow it.

I suck your dad every day.

by EINHJFJUE May 23, 2023

my fatass dad

my dad is so fat you could walk across him for 1000000 years and only get to the balls ass and shlong

my fatass dad

by taint washer May 23, 2023