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jake treanor

jake treanor is essentially a sick cunt. If the system is ever corrupt he will fix it. He is smart, funny, lovable and a genuine person. Jake is the type of person that you want to be around constantly. Although jake treanor's muscles are huge, he is humble and awesome at rapping. If anyone tried to pick a fight with jake they'd loose.
I saw Jake Treanor walking the other day! gee wiz he has a huge cock!
by your daddy6969 June 4, 2017
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Jake

Jake is a Jewish name commonly used to name a baby boy. Dating a Jake is the worst thing you can do ladies, moral of the story don’t date a Jake because he might be an a hole who’s gonna ask for pictures.
“Stacy, my boyfriend Jake just asked for pictures
by Margot🤷‍♀️ November 22, 2022
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Jake Caruaua

Ugly ass skinny bitch ass. That listens to geometry dash for fun and can't afford decent headphones. Somehow has decent friends due to disabilities.
Look at the anorexic fish. It's called Jake Caruaua.
by Tobias Babu April 8, 2019
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Jake

He is such a jake
by JakeIsaWanker September 22, 2021
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Jake My Snane

When a woman puts her hands on a mans raging boner and then proceeds to Jake.

This is in honor of JAKEdaSNANE on Xbox Live

who thinks he's good.
I went to the club and I met this girl and she jake my snane alll night long.
by brainsofgod October 20, 2010
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Jake Hanson

Starting PG for the 2021 Glendover Diamondbacks (Lexington, KY). Hanson finished the season with 43 fouls, 3 ejections, and ultimately led the Diamondbacks to an 0-11 Record!
Jake Hanson fouled out again! What a shock!
by tragicbronson32 December 31, 2021
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Jake

The name of a badass handicapped marine who goes to space and becomes a tall strong blue alien. Then kicks the s*** out of a mining corporation.
Person1:did you hear what jake just did
Person2:no what

Person1:he beat a mining corporation

Person2: that’s really cool
by anonymous May 25, 2021
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