Sock Toast

n 1. Same as sexual intercourse

Thingie = sock.
You-know-what = toaster.
Sock+toaster = Sock toast.

On the other hand, two socks = a pair of socks and two toasters = toasters.

Popularized by the fantastic fanfiction My Immortal.

And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

"Sock... into... toaster?"

"SOCK TOAST?"

Oh yeah, they were having sock toast all night long.

I think it's time for me and Brad to eat sock toast.

by I Puke Glitter January 5, 2011

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private sock

derived from "public sock"; a slighty less demeaning name for a person you view as purely a sexual object.

Eileen is my own personal private sock.

by mogilny June 23, 2006

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Rucks Sucks

Slang term refering to an unwitting act of naive stupidity, usually ending in bodily harm to oneself while completing seemingly simple or mundane daily tasks

I just pulled a Rucks Sucks, I was taking my shirt off and accidentally put my hand into the overhead ceiling fan. It fractured 2 bones in my wrist.

by Jeff Gibson December 14, 2008

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Dead Sock

The laundry equivalent of burial at sea- no longer salvageable let alone wearable

I was half asleep until I did the laundry smell test- Eyes wide opened from the sharpest dead sock this side of an Crohn's diseased rhino

by joshingster December 3, 2011

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Tijuana Tube Sock

To perform a Tijuana tube sock you begin by sucking the poopoo out of your partner's asshole and spreading it on their feet with your tongue. Next, they glide across your back in an ice skating motion with their shit covered feet. This is usually performed whilst listening to Enrique Iglesias music.

"Swedish back massages are for pussy's, i prefer a Tijuana tube sock!"

by CustyJoe November 4, 2011