Steak Sandwiches with my Dad

When someone gives a shitty excuse as for why he can't attend an event. The adult equivalent of "my dog ate my homework", transparent.

I can't raid tonight, I have to go eat steak sandwiches with my dad.

by Noiryx March 3, 2018

Vegemite Sandwich

A threesome instigated by a woman of colour who is then "spread and bread" between two white males.

"Yo! Vanilla. You and your white arse cracker friend wanna be the bread to my yeasty black spread? Whooo we going to make us a Vegemite Sandwich."

by Angusmypattie February 28, 2024

Two sandwiches and a nap

What happens just before you decide to get clean and sober.

Dude you are spun the fuck out. Eat a Two sandwiches and a nap. Then you should think about going to rehab.

by MURPHY45INC July 18, 2022

Cock meet sandwich

Sucking dick

Is when you suck dick in prison cock meet sandwich

by Bobs sandwiches December 1, 2020

lit sandwich

we all strive for a lit sammich, classic line of mine for when you find joy in something/someone. (please use it i’ve never heard it anywhere else & I frankly feel dumb when I say it with the looks I get) I digress, spread of the lit sandwich is essential to everyone’s sake.

successfully reaching marriage with a fine ass female that you enjoy your days with

you: lit sandwich

successfully reaching new vegas through Quarry Junction at level 1

you: lit sandwich

watching joe rogan interview roe jogan

you: lit sandwich

by mistatenbelow March 2, 2021

Sandwich Country

A Sandwich Country is a country that is sorrounded by one or 2 countries giving the name Sandwich Country.

Mongolia is a Sandwich Country in Asia, Surrounded by China and Russia.

by Mystical Man891 July 22, 2022

Sandwich

The BEST food ever. You could put anything between two pieces of bread and it’ll still be a sandwich. Everything you would want in a food, no competition AT ALL.

Friendo: may I have a sandwich?
Other guy: ya dude

by Kumpiss October 30, 2024