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Retard

You, for looking this shit up
person one: what the fuck is a Retard
person two: you are one for asking; Retard
by handicapedman December 15, 2019
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Retard

Something that only neurodivergent people can say. If you're neurotypical, you can't say it.
by Vbhfjtgjfgh September 11, 2020
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Solid Gold Retard

This is a term used to describe the Mercedes Benz of idiots; gifted with the rarefied ultra-premium artisinal brand of stupidity that has to be cultivated deep within the fiery heart of a mountain of ignorance.
This being has no self -awareness, and exists simply to consume , make animal noises approximating speech, and cower at the lash.
This animal thrives in "safe spaces" where hurtful language and corrective violence are absent to deter the progression of a run-of-the-mill Gump into a creature with an unwarranted sense of self-righteous moral authority, known as a "Solid Gold Retard".
Person 1; "I was driving to work this morning, but these Davos kids playing climate change activist glued themselves to the pavement, and made me late, now I'm on probation"
Person 2; "What a pack of Solid Gold retards"
by Bad Ostrich July 19, 2024
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Retarding

When your cat gets the zoomies and winds up breaking things
What was that crash!?
Oh that's just peanut being a douchebag

He's retarding
by Chickdoesweirdstuff May 22, 2024
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retard

the word retard is a little like Irman. Being Irman is like being retarded. So if you're an Irman, you're automatically retarded and obese.
You're such an retard right now
by bignamer hvh god January 26, 2020
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Retard

It's a slur. Please don't use this if you are not neurodivergent!
Meghan: Wow, that's kinda retarded, isn't it?
Sam: You know you really shouldn't say that. Just say stupid or idiotic.
by Thatautisticacegirl April 1, 2021
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Retarditis

A disease only transmissible if you live

in Temora. Basically, if you Live in Temora you’re a retard, that’s all.
Wow, Scott was just diagnosed with Retarditis, this is a bruh moment
by Overmicrowavednugget June 29, 2020
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