Reverse Michael Jackson

To give girl with very white skin a very dark hickey. So dark it’s basically black.

She had a good time recently, bitch had a huge reverse Michael Jackson right on her chest.

by Avangaline July 12, 2018

Reverse Uber

When you bang for rides

I couldnt get to work so i gave my neighbor a reverse uber to get there

by Chevy24chase July 12, 2018

accidental reverse blumpkin

A female is sitting on the toilet as her male lover is exiting the shower that she had occupied only moments ago. She had a turtle head poking its unruly neck out due to the deep dicking she had received in the shower prior to this. As the male passes the female she gobbles down his penis in the heat of passion they were still clearly still in. This is something that is in general unplanned and considered highly taboo. However, the two people had in fact not only been in the act of the reverse blumpkin but, had done so accidentally. Hence the accidental reverse blumpkin. The two never spoke of it again. Both feeling ashamed of committing such a perverted act.

I bet they didn't see that accidental reverse blumpkin coming before they hopped in the shower like a couple of wild dogs in heat. Its ok, Jesus still loves them....

by madmike135 July 30, 2018

Reversed Boner

a reversed boner is me with math

"i got a reversed boner in maths today! it was horrific!

by transkingleo August 7, 2018

Reverse chubby

1) noun. Someone who is incredibly skinny
2) noun. When you lose your boner. Especially when you go limp bc of disappointment or an unsavory experience.

We were getting ready to bone but gramma walked in & killed the mood. Yeah, totally a reverse chubby!

by L4SH3R August 7, 2018

Reverse pointing

When you point at someone to be like "This is the guy!", but really you're like "I'm way more important. Everyone is looking at me by default. I have to point at this dumb loser for anyone to pay attention to him."

Did you see Trump reverse pointing at Kobach? That dumb loser wants to be mini-Trump and Trump was like "People don't even know who you are. I have to point at you just so someone will look at you. I really am the greatest. People love me. They love the things I point at. So true. I've heard many people say it."

by boy bedlam August 9, 2018

Reverse Poohs Disease

The affliction that is onset preceding over-indulgence. Not to be confused with the sensation of an emptyness in the tumbly.

The primary symptom is a notion of rumblyness in the tumbly area. Similar to the more commonly known as Poohs Disease.

Prognosis is generally short term discomfort that can be resolved by drinking large amounts of water. Advanced cases can result in loss of sleep while in severe cases vomiting is also present.

Best course of treatment is rest and avoiding the honeypot.

Rizzo drank so much that his tumbly was rumbly. He cleary was suffering from reverse poohs disease

by Rizzofrizzle August 12, 2018