Dragon Porn

Some call it romanticy (Romantic Adventure), but we all know that it's a bunch of dragons having sex.
My wife was reading her dragon porn again, until Ryan decided to introduce her to drag(on) queen porn.
by Repressed Humor Issues July 9, 2025
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Porn

Videos you beat your meet to that your wife doesn’t want you watching
Mommy my ding dong got sticky from watching porn
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Porn

Where all it’s sites will be shutdown permanently & become illegall in 2024.
Porn is devil’s Work, to drain your soul & Sexual Energy. Don’t be deceived. Porn is the main cause of social anxiety.
by Unknown8244 August 10, 2023
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Dolt porn

When the management at your company is so inept that the only way to describe them is to call them dolts. Dolt porn, is when they do all the textbook activities to run a company and no matter what they do they still run it poorly this would include mentoring, leadership, sounding smart about frameworks and strategies, and horrible useless methods to get things accomplished.
Here we are, going through the crap and watching the dolt porn of leadership make mistakes with shoddy decision-making.
by ProSlag June 4, 2025
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Pilot Porn

When someone takes a photo of any air worthy vehicle with a backdrop that would be spectacular to an average aviation illitterate person.
Pilot Porn: Hey man... I have to tell you that that photo you took of your Corvalis over the grand canyon gave me a partial: Pilot Porn.
by skyeblu June 30, 2014
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Plankton Torture Porn

Like a Squidward Torture Porn, only with Plankton as the victim.
Any Spongebob episode where Plankton is the primary character is bound to be a Plankton Torture Porn.

While they are similar to Squidward Torture Porns, they also have differences. Both Squidward and Plankton are supposed to be "unlikeable" but are actually very popular, for example.

The main difference is that while SOME (very few) STP's are actually entertaining, PTP's are never funny. This is because they didn't start until AFTER the show had hit rock bottom (Seasons 6-7). "One Coarse Meal" is unquestionably the worst PTP and arguably the worst episode in the series alongside "A Pal For Gary".
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 8, 2022
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Porn

What you watch when your parents aren't around.
PORN IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Twight0931 March 25, 2021
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