12 year old boy butt

12 year old boy butt,:n. the ass of a petite woman, lacking breeders hips.

Asian chics are hot!
Most of them have 12 year old boy butts!

by Immodest April 30, 2006

Eighty six year old virgin

More than double the age of the 40 year old virgin.

Paul will be an eighty six year old virgin in fifty something more years.

by Solid Mantis May 1, 2017

14 year old twitter girl

A 14 year old twitter girl is a fatherless girl who claims to have 5 mental illnesses and is pan sexual and non binary and thinks terms such as “hog rider” are offensive without a knowledge of the meaning of said term. the twitter girl also usually has hair the resembles a blue raspberry icee in the shape of a dog turd

Shut up your a 14 year old twitter girl cereal is a soup you piece of shit

by I love your mom she is so fuct July 6, 2022

Slip her the old Pringles can

To slide your penis into the vagina of an unsuspecting female. Usually done from behind while spooning together in bed.

Dan: Hey man, how was it with that chick last night? Did you slip her the old Pringles can?
Phil: No man, i tried, but she smacked me.

by That guy... seriously... January 24, 2011

Give an Old Man a Lap Dance

To show kindness to another. To preform an act of charity unexpectedly. Made popular by the Todd N Tyler Radio Empire.

Jim: I was at the supermarket and this midget couldn't get to the Doritos on the top shelf. So got them down for her.

Bob: It always feels good to give an old man a lap dance.

by Reverend Jim Jr April 18, 2008

Putting the old team back together

Attempting to selvage a scrap of the good old day and hang on to the one thing that made life worth LIVING!!!

im Putting the old team back together "TEAM GO"

by CALMOS88 December 11, 2016

8 year old non virgin

An 8 year old who's had sex before

Definition of 8 year old non virgin: Normally means the 8 year old was rapped OR had the chance to sneak away and have sex.
Example:
Friend (8): "I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANY MORE!"
Me: (13): "BRO WHAT!? WHEN I WAS 8 I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT R-3 MEANT ON A CONTROLLER!!!"

by NateOnSchoolChromebook May 30, 2023