bus monkey

A small, dwarf-like person (much like an adult version of an ankle biter) who may or may not be rather obese. When there are no vacant seats on the bus this person has to cling to something, yet, is barely tall enough to reach a bar to hold onto. As the bus turns and thrashes violently, they slide around, using their arms to grab bars, people, or anything to remain standing... just like a monkey would use tree branches.

They are usually quite hairy.

*Short, chubby and hairy man gets onto bus. Bus takes off and he begins to slide about and swing his arms...*

Nicole: THERE'S ONE NOW!
Katy: A BUS MONKEY!?

...laughter ensues.

by Nicole Niesen December 9, 2008

porch monkey

a racist term referring to black people. Usually hanging off the porch looking like a monkey.

"When a litl' white boy called me a porch monkey, I whipped his ass."

by belleanna April 3, 2010

Monkey Music

Music or noises made by black people which offends the sensibilities of decent and civilised white folk.

Can also refer to music or noises made by unsophisticated white people who are aping the traditions, rhythms, or performance style of black people.

Why Herr Hitler, I must agree with your profound dislike and rejection of the hideous monkey music that the American Jazz troupe are blaring out from the stage. It offends my ears and is most discordant indeed.

by Colonel C'Ustard T'art January 8, 2011

love monkey

a person who swings from one relationship to the next; can't break up with one person until they've found their next relationship.

Chad has never been single. He's such a love monkey.

by carlmdc January 13, 2011

Peace Monkey

Left-wing bitches who oppose any war or military operation conducted by the United States and its allies - but see no problem with attacks and killings committed by the enemies of the US and its allies. Originated by Savannah, GA radio talk show host Ben Bennett just after 9/11.

I was at the Marine recruiting station today, and there were a bunch of Peace Monkeys outside calling us "baby killers."

by truelover3 June 4, 2010

Lazy Monkey

Being lazy for no reason, and on top of that not funcioning properly.

If you have a lazy monkey in your pants, you tend to pee/poo in your pants from time to time.

Woah! Man, you're a lazy monkey and you got a lazy monkey in your pants.

by TxTxTx August 15, 2004

monkey meat

to penetrate a females anus with a penis; a delightfully stretchy meat that is pleasant to the penis

Yo, I got some monkey meat last night. This girl is so hott but she won't give up the monkey meat.

by N-Rette October 8, 2008