Nade-tard moment

A nade-tard moment is in reference to Call of Duty. This is when a player looks around a corner for about 10 second, and thinks the coast is clear. Right as he starts to pull the pin on a grenade, an emeny jumps around the corner and kills the grenadier.

Guy: Ya, I died like 20 times this round.
Guy2: Dude! How did you do that?
Guy: Well, I had a few nade-tard moments. They got me every time!
Guy2: Ha ha!. That blows(no pun intended)

by NUTsTUN March 29, 2011

Lemon Cow Moment

A better version of poggers. Use it when you see something so epic you gotta rip a fat lemon cow moment.

Guy 1: "Bro! I just fucked Kylie Jenner!"

Guy 2: "Holy shit! That's a lemon cow moment!"

by rider35 March 2, 2021

tight butthole moment

Refers to a close call or high pressure-type situation

I had a tight butthole moment while evading the cops during my trip to New Orleans last week

by Kumpel June 9, 2022

John-Eden Moment

A moment in which, the server of dank memes, or indeed any server or group chat, starts talking about CP, for no apparent reason, the chat goes from shitposting to talking about legality and morals of Child porn.

(John Eden was the username of a wierdo who said loli is ok)

Samoht: "oh god, another John-Eden Moment"

by 69gaystreet July 24, 2020

forest gump moment

The moment in life when you experience a significant event or meet a person before their fame occurs before the event would be considered significant.

Remember when Forest Gump met Elvis as a kid before Elvis was famous? That was his forest gump moment.

by Dudabooda July 5, 2014

Apple Pie moment

When your Bae dresses in her most provocative clothes, knowing how the night will end, but then cooks and declares touching has to wait "I'm cooking!!"

I nearly missed the main course and great sex last night by going for the entree too early, it was the full apple pie moment.

by MrGrufffy January 3, 2017

Holy Fuck Moment

The "Holy Fuck Moment", coined by Craig Sibley, is a phrase used when you suddenly realize how amazing being alive is.
Like stopping on the side of the road just because that mountain was cool, and saying "Holy Fuck". A good chance to talk about positive things in your life and share with others :).

Guy 1: man, I had the coolest Holy Fuck Moment the other day
Guy 2: Oh, awesome! what was it?
Guy 1: I was on my way to work this morning and the fog came down on the mountains and looked super cool. I really appreciated it.
Guy 2: That's awesome dude!

by *Dingledick* November 9, 2018