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Happy Lap

The state of arousal of the reproductive organs, often obvious and embarrassing, especially for men.
"I sat and told Santa what I wanted for Christmas this year. He totally had Happy Lap!"
by qpkarl February 4, 2020
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Happiness

Being able to buy jellybeans at the CVS pharmacy
Now that I have a debit card I can now finally achieve happiness. Fuck you disha.
by Fuck-you-Disha October 8, 2019
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Happy Stamp

The act of taking a hot cigarette lighter and holding the hot metal against your skin until it's cool. The outer wheels of the striker and the opening where the flame comes out leaves you branded with a happy face. = 0
He just happy stamped himself
by Kyrodapyro1 March 26, 2024
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Happy half hour

The time the bartenders give black people.
Bartender to black patrons- Since I am in a generous mood, I've decided to give you all one extra happy half hour, I will not cut you off early today.
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?
by The Original Agahnim July 11, 2021
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Happy-Darndy-Swidly-Swangly

a fun way to say "all good" or"swell"or"ok"
I am feeling Happy-Darndy-Swidly-Swangly.
by LonelyLiz January 26, 2021
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happy monday mother fuckers

its a great way to start your social mondays with friends
On a really bad day you only have one thing to say and if not then just say happy monday mother fuckers.
by slamdee July 15, 2017
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Happiness

Happiness: Something that you, yes YOU, deserve. I know it may be hard to find reasons to be happy, but you ARE worth it and you DO deserve to feel joy. You are talented, beautiful, handsome, appreciated, and amazing. Be you proudly, and don't be afraid to take the things that make you happy in life.
Happiness is soaring through the clouds, where no one and nothing can stop you or hold you back.
Happiness is sitting with those you care about, laughing as you pass a tray of cookies around a warm fireplace.
Happiness is achieving that dream you worked so hard for.

Happiness is you.
by SnowyHeights :) December 3, 2020
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