get the anus

Term used to refer to a situation in which the mistake of one party has yielded a undesired benefit to the another party. Coined after accidental anal surgery was performed on a patient, leaving the patient with a undesired "new" anus but without the originally desired surgical correction.
"You know Marty Benson? City came to chop down his neighbors tree when he complained it was crossing the property line and they cut the wrong one down. Totally fell on his house. Boy did he ever get the anus though. City built him a new house, but he still complains about that damn tree."
by 6809 March 26, 2008
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Get bent

The shortest way to tell someone that you hope they sprain their penis the next time they attempt to have sex.
During your next roll in the hay, I hope your penis bends in half and you cry aloud. That is to say, get bent.
by mgdu August 08, 2021
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Get cocked

When someone you know but don't like finds you in public
Ex:

Friend: Is that Tracy? The stupid bitch that put a piece of cake down your shirt that one time in senior year?

You: Oh shit, yeah it is.

Friend: damn girl get cocked.
by Kdawg e dawg February 26, 2017
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getting fast

when things go horribly wrong and are rushed to an extreme, it can be referred to as getting fast, or letting off steam Bennett.
look at eddie getting fast on that. What a turd
by scary hairy mary May 29, 2009
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Getting Off

A Term used When a person vacates the area he/she is in,i.e when they want to go.Also: Bail, Shoot the Craw, Shoot me boots.
" I'm gonna do a quick bong and then I'm Getting Off to me birds "
by John Gaskell May 04, 2004
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You get what you get

When a job is done and the customer complains about problems bought from a third party and you don’t give a fuck, you would say, “well, you get what you get.”

Meaning: fuck you or what the fuck ever not my problem.
Customer: the bedroom tv has a broken screen from the store.
Salesman: did you buy it here?
Customer: anystoreyoiwant.com

Salesman: well, you get what you get. You didn’t buy it here.
by Goldenrain October 02, 2020
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get to know

Something that makes no sense and means getting familiar with the world around u and realizing u no longer like someone. It's like an inside joke about understanding yourself with yourself.
"Yo dude, how are u and her doing?" Dude 1
"Get to know" dude 2
"you dropped her? That's harsh" dude 1
"Get to know dude" dude 2
by Buffy legs March 26, 2017
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