Sad Dad

Nope. Fuck your kids bitch.

Hym "Fuck you and your kids Sad Dad. And the Jews. What would you say to me, Sad Dad? You have nobody to blame but yourself. I told you those kids were going to get shot. You mocked and ignored me because 'I oNlY cArE aBoUt MySeLf.' Which is just your pathetic breeder way of extorting people into accepting your own and your fuck-trophy's inflated existential value without having to let me fuck your wife."

Sad Dad "W-"

Hym "NOPE! Whatever you were going to say is not a reaction to what I'm saying. It's the status quo. You're like otters. Holding your baby up in front of a predator. 'But I'm just a wittle joo breeder 🥺' and you're oscillating between THAT and psychotic rage. Because you're not NOT A PSYCHOPATH. You're just retarded and delusional psychopaths. I WAS and AM still correct. And, at the very least, my left ball is bigger than yours. My spine might be crooked but at least it doesn't render me a 5'2 balding Jew."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2025

Dad

Daddy: Lillie is the greatest dad & will always give you emo kib pictures.

"Dad could I please see emo kibs?"
"Can I see my kibs?"
"Yeth pleth look at kibs"

by SprouseEdits October 23, 2019

dad

someone who left you at the age of 5

a man who went to get milk but did not come back

dad: hey son i need to get milk

son: ok dad

son 1 hour later: ima prank dad when he comes back

1 day:

2nd day:

420th day:

by mike hawks smol January 27, 2020

Dad

a person that black people don't have

White: Look my dad's here! where is yours?
Black: He's gone looking for milk.

by jiggaboo liggaboo October 18, 2022

ur dad

ur dad got milk

your dad got 17 years expired milk and will come back when you are 18 so give up on life

by the dumb nerd 1+1=84 February 4, 2020

Dad it

The act of getting lost on a walk, hike, car ride, etc and refusing to use GPS, most commonly used by dads with too much pride.

DAD WE HAVE BEEN DRIVING FOR AN HOUR! Don't dad it and use your GPS.

by Magnus554 June 18, 2017

Your dad

he gave birth to you 😍😍😍 very cool, and he is very handsome. So he will give birth to another kid.
.

Your Dad: OH MY CHILD IS COMING
Mom: let me open your @ss
Dad: *screams*

Mom: *twerks*

by Himhimherher November 24, 2021