Dad

Whats that?
Something you don't have.

"My dad is getting milk"
"For 7 years?"

"Yes."

by The_McKenna October 8, 2022

Dad

a male parent figure who will be there for you until your little sibling are born.

Life before little sibling “hey dad i’m sorry i broke the vase….”

“it’s okay no need to say sorry for that.”
life after “dad? that little dude broke my pen.”
“THATS YOUR FAULT YOU NEED TO WATCH YOUR STUFF.i- i’m sorry honey i got a little bit too emotional.”

by Sensei- July 21, 2021

dad

dad has new gf

dad is not cool

by PIZZA GAL May 6, 2020

Dads

The Day After Drinking Shits

I woke up and the DADS were rancid

by Noimtherealdirtydan August 21, 2022

dad

so he loves you for 14 years then milk time only comes back if you got around 10k money

hey have you seen dad tony he left to get mill 16 years ago

by Dr Bigbrain January 4, 2021

ur dad

the world comes to an end at this point of time
cannot be reversed
used to destroy multiple galaxies

DAviD: your mother is brother
ME: ur dad

by urdadofficial November 18, 2020

No Dads for Hollywood

There should be no Dads for Hollywood

That was a No Dads for Hollywood moment

by The real Maggie M April 23, 2024