crotch cookie

one who has a sweet tasting crotch, much like a cookie. the complete opposite of "anal speghetti."

While eating dinner Mandy* looks to Lanna* and says you are a crotch cookie. Lanna replys "Thats just fine. Your anal speghetti, my pussy is sweet; your ass is spicey."

*names have been changed.

by Alanna Perry February 10, 2009

capsaicin cookie

hot, in both ways. Literally made out of magma and capsaicin.

Person: Capsaicin cookie is fine asf
Person2: I know, they are hot. Literally.

by Iloveglaishur November 26, 2023

Fortune Cookie

When you take a giant shit in the bathroom of a restaurant you have just eaten at.

At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.

Man, that was some intense hot pot! Alright, I'm gonna go check my fortune cookie, and then let's head to the bar.

by maverick_davidian October 19, 2013

White Trash Cookies

Premade sugar cookies found at Walmart that are both cheap and delicious.

My teacher always gets white trash cookies for classroom parties.

by gaberiel January 23, 2023

Mud cookie

Where you shit on a dick while riding doing anal, and you flatten enough of the shit down into little flat pieces that have dried a little.

Damn babe, you made a big mud cookie.

by Gremisius July 13, 2024

Cookies

Small bits of dried feces that remain stuck to one's buttcrack hair post-defecation.

See also: butt crust

I'm getting laser hair removal next month. Bye bye cookies!

by foolproofdummy July 20, 2022

Cookie

Something you get when you take cheese, put it on bread, and microwave it.

Person 1: How to make cookie without dough or chocolate chip?
Person 2: Just microwave cheese on bread.

by me.me("me") August 11, 2022